GordonBombay

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10 2% | Cats (2019) - Feb 13, 2020
"How do you rate this? I want to give it 100 for the sheer craziness and ball to the wall "fuck-it-let's-just-do-it"-attitude. I'm pretty that Hooper got precisely the movie he wanted... Even if the studio didn't. Cats. Sexualized cats singing, stripping and Rebel Wilson. Dear Studio sometimes it's okay to say no in an improv session. However my biggest problem with Cats is that it's boring. It's either bat shit crazy or boring. And a movie this crazy should NEVER be boring."
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75 53% | A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019) - Feb 10, 2020
"Not a great movie, but If you leave the theatre not wanting to be a better person, well the mercy... then I don't want to be your neighbor,"
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70 46% | Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019) - Feb 10, 2020
"Loved it. Is it good not. But it's like a night on the town with the old gang. It's just nice to gang out again."
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80 63% | Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) - Feb 10, 2020
"Nice and sweet. Holland is great. Zendaya is awkward. But Gyllenhaal steals this movie. Loved him. Sadly it never rises above good."
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90 89% | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) - Feb 10, 2020
"Great"
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50 25% | Judy (2019) - Feb 10, 2020
"Somehow manages to make Judy Garland boring. Boring and the movie should have been more about Judy's f'ed up childhood... That having been said Zellweger acts her ass off and I found my self forgetting I was her. She's the only really good thing about Judy, sadly it's not enough to save the movie."
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50 25% | Krull (1983) - Feb 07, 2020
"Is this a good movie? Nope. Is bad? Not really. But damn it's interesting. This is the movie equivalent of throwing everything but the sink at a problem. A hero. A wizard. A cyclops. A bad wizard. Thieves. Liam Neason and Robbie Coltrane. Those are some parts of the world's worst possé that is our heros. Way to slow. Irritating punchable face lead character. But damn it if I don't love it for trying. Trying and failing though. But trying at least."
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65 39% | The Irishman (2019) - Dec 04, 2019
"3 stories crammed into one. Way to long. Way off pace. I sit back wondering, when did this movie actually peak? Did it peak? Was there a climax to this movie? Or was it just much ado about nothing?"
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70 46% | Joker (2019) - Dec 04, 2019 |
80 63% | A Star Is Born (2018) - Mar 27, 2019
"Has it been done many times before? Yes. Is Gaga a singer playing a singer a stretch? No. I Bradley Cooper basically playing a younger version of Sam Elliott? Yes... All this is true, but it Cooper acts his ass off and a bit softy as me just loved it. Happy now, Morter?!"
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