hazelhawks
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 20 Aug 2010
Location: california
Bio: Is it good? (How good?) Do I like it? (How much?) Am I drunk? (So fucking what?)
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See How They Run (2022) - Rated 12 Aug 2025
"rewatched. Sam & Saoirse make a good team."
Lady in Cement (1968) - Rated 10 Aug 2025
"Too flippant and jokey for its own good. Made the same year as The Detective, also starring Sinatra and directed by Douglas. Douglas directed 5 films from 67-68. This one feels a bit rushed."
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) - Rated 09 Aug 2025
Dreamscape (1984) - Rated 08 Aug 2025
Dark Star (1974) - Rated 05 Aug 2025
"Slacker parody mash-up of 2001 and Dr. Strangelove dares to ask what happens when the bombs decide for themselves when to blow. Loved its interpretation of the 2001 finale."
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) - Rated 04 Aug 2025
Barbie (2023) - Rated 02 Aug 2025
Dope (2015) - Rated 31 Jul 2025
"Well made teen comedy set in LA (always a +) that is easily good enough to take its place alongside Porkys and Risky Business and American Pie and Superbad and Easy A and Booksmart, etc.... But it aspires to something more which on one hand makes it more thoughtful and insightful but also makes the amoral hedonism and joyous teen anarchy a little bit queasy. So I laugh at a high naked chick puking all over the lead kid's face but then you try and teach me life lessons? I dunno."
Maximum Risk (1996) - Rated 28 Jul 2025
"From the Hong Kong settings of Bloodsport and Double Impact to his work with John Woo, Tsui Hark, and Ringo Lam, The JCVD/HK connection is definitely a guilty pleasure. Maximum Risk is no doubt flawed, with rotten acting and bad dialogue, But the plot is kinda cool, and JCVD acquits himself well here - it's probably his best pre Y2K performance. Some of the action scenes are too busy but Ringo Lam gives the film a nice gritty, noirish look. A missed opportunity yeah, but still fun."
The Flash (2023) - Rated 26 Jul 2025
"So I guess Ezra's kind of a weirdo and time travel is always a nasty business and the CGI looked circa Spider-Man 2002 and I never saw The Justice League or the tv show so I have no idea what's even going on but I kind of liked this."
