HolyPenguin
Movie Buff
Member Since: 19 Nov 2018
Location: CA, USA
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The 15:17 to Paris (2018) - Rated 17 Sep 2025
"It was interesting to see the real men play themselves, and the awkward acting was still acceptable. But the movie felt far too long - thirty minutes would have been enough. Their childhood background was fine, but the endless sightseeing scenes were pure filler."
Rogue (2020) - Rated 16 Sep 2025
"The action was sloppy and the script even worse. Soon it became less of a movie and more of a waiting game for when the lion would strike next."
White House Down (2013) - Rated 09 Sep 2025
"The story was trash, but the action was flashy and fun thanks to all the money thrown at it. Seeing the Black president fire a rocket launcher was a highlight. The ending was surprisingly good. The beginning drags, but once you start, it’s worth sticking it out to the end."
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) - Rated 03 Sep 2025
"Some action bits stand out, like the shark lure with her arm cut and the pole-vault grab onto the helicopter, but overall it’s pretty mediocre. The story drags exactly as expected, though there are a few visual moments worth watching."
The 355 (2022) - Rated 27 Aug 2025
"From the cheap-looking action at the beginning and unprofessional camerawork, I realized this was going to be a failure. The so-called diversity felt forced, with a Chinese spy thrown in just for the sake of it. As if having her fight with a staff instantly adds ‘Chinese flavor.’ Ridiculous."
Cool Runnings (1993) - Rated 24 Aug 2025
"The only thing I know about bobsledding comes from this movie."
Coming to America (1988) - Rated 24 Aug 2025
"I felt like I was laughing in every single scene. Pure fun from start to finish."
Platoon (1986) - Rated 24 Aug 2025
"Sgt Elias was the kind of leader I’d actually want to follow."
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) - Rated 13 Aug 2025
"The opening fight with the training robot was the highlight for me."
Con Air (1997) - Rated 12 Aug 2025
"Surrounded by madness, he simply does what he can. That is exactly why I liked him."
