Spanks
Bio: Just a giraffe who likes to watch good movies!
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| 85 88% | Rosemary's Baby (1968) - Rated 13 Jul 2024 |
| 85 88% | Longlegs (2024) - Rated 12 Jul 2024 |
| 55 45% | The King of Staten Island (2020) - Rated 07 Jul 2024 |
| 70 69% | Bones and All (2022) - Rated 20 Jun 2024 |
| 90 94% | Dune: Part Two (2024) - Rated 01 Jun 2024
"Austin Butler plays the hottest albino preying mantis ever committed to film. Yum."
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| 20 12% | Unfrosted (2024) - Rated 25 May 2024 |
| 45 33% | Meru (2015) - Rated 05 May 2024
"Some fantastic shots of the mountain itself—& the feat of scaling Meru is, in a word, impressive—but the magic that was wholly present in "Free Solo" just never quite materializes here, crafting a viewing experience that feels rather... bland?"
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| 30 19% | Anomalisa (2015) - Rated 28 Apr 2024
"Terribly uninteresting. & I'm not sure what's more surprising: that the people who made this made this, or the fact that they spent $8 million on production. Either way, I turned it off early, I just couldn't finish—unlike those fucking puppets, am I right???"
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| 20 12% | Top Gun: Maverick (2022) - Rated 26 Apr 2024
"Testosterone! Nostalgia! Aviators & mustaches! America, fuck yeah!! No. This was a toothpaste commercial with fast planes & dumb radio music. Perfectly hateable. Side note: I'd love to know the statistic on how many men lost their lives due to catastrophic head injury after seeing Tom Cruise ride a motorcycle without a helmet & thought, "Hey, I can do that!""
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| 60 54% | Horse Girl (2020) - Rated 24 Apr 2024 |
