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ToddBolondz

toddbolondz
Flick Fan
# Film Ratings: 30
Member Since: 26 Jul 2010
Location: Australia
Bio: Todd \"Cinema\" Bolondz

Recent Ratings

21 15%
Sin City (2005) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
A heinous shitpile disguised as noir.
31 21%
There's Something About Mary (1998) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
Well, semen in the hair might seem amusing at first, but until you've gone through the ordeal you shouldn't be laughing at Mary's expense. I couldn't help myself though - the image of her as a female Tintin with hair gelled back with cum was too good to ignore. 99% of my score goes to this mental image.
95 91%
Knocked Up (2007) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
22 18%
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
Don't tell me I'm the only one who's noticed the parallel between Aslan and Fred Phelps. The religious right find a way of polluting everything, not even stopping at children's classics.
62 40%
Scream (1996) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
Decent exploration of the London dubstep scene of the 2000s.
12 10%
Requiem for a Dream (2000) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
99 96%
Rain Man (1988) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
I cried.
64 48%
Flubber (1997) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
Laced with a strong metaphor representing the epidemic of obesity in modern western culture, but let down by poor CGI.
92 88%
Meet the Fockers (2004) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
Robert De Niro, Owen Wilson, dysfunctional family, funky clothes: Wes Anderson can do no wrong.
1 1%
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
Unbelievably bad. Why am I soulless for hating this movie? Ask yourself, if you're not a right-wing hick who supports capital punishment, or at the very least the concept of prison as punishment, how is this life affirming for you? It's telling you what you yourself feel in your heart. Its depiction of prison is glorious, and I would choose to go on holiday there. Cakes are baked, books are read, and everything's hum-diddly-dum. Its popularity proves that it is an opiate of the retarded.