Criticker: Recent Ratings https://www.criticker.com/ A list of all the films zeepnzorp has rated at Criticker, ordered by rating date Mon, 19 Oct 2026 23:24:25 +0000 en You Can See Everything (2026) - 90 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/You-Can-See-Everything/ You-Can-See-Everything-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave You Can See Everything a rating of 90 You Can See Everything17 Oct 2026
You Can See Everything (2026)

Rating: 90
Percentile: 83.0189
Review: I know i always say "one of the weirder things i've ever seen", but this takes the cake as the weirdest movie/documentary i've ever seen. so hard to wrap my head around what i just sat down and watched. im extremely confused but its by design, im frustrated that things are left unresolved but its by design, everything is by design here.  i wanted to give it a 5 based on purely what i couldn't comprehend but that wouldn't be fair, i'm at a very high 4.5with easy potential for it to creep ...
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]]> Terrifier (2016) - 40 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Terrifier/ Terrifier-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Terrifier a rating of 40 Terrifier17 Oct 2026
Terrifier (2016)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 4.717
Review: a bad installment in a fun franchise. really boring and stinky compared to the other two
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]]> In the Mood for Love (2000) - 70 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/In-the-Mood-for-Love/ In-the-Mood-for-Love-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave In the Mood for Love a rating of 70 In the Mood for Love17 Oct 2026
In the Mood for Love (2000)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 34.434
Review: do NOT watch this after recently getting done dirty bruh my heart is in my stomach but onto the actual movie this was absolutely beautiful but I didn't really know what was going on for most of it. loved the outfits and slow mo scenes and the chemistry between the two leads those factors are where most of my rating comes from.
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]]> Anora (2024) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Anora/ Anora-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Anora a rating of 80 Anora17 Oct 2026
Anora (2024)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: wow. super cool movie. this kinda reminds me of my first time watching trainspotting because i didn't really love trainspotting when first watching it, but by the time the credits rolled i realized it was a really good movie. that is especially true for this movie, with the final scene hitting very hard and being much more bleak and depressing then i expected from this. i'm glad i eventually watched it as i had been putting it off for awhile, slightly missed/just made expectations.
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]]> Other Mommy (2026) - 20 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Other-Mommy/ Other-Mommy-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Other Mommy a rating of 20 Other Mommy17 Oct 2026
Other Mommy (2026)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 1.8868
Review: crazy levels of stinky, so many eye roll moments that it's hard to even enjoy as a crappy horror movie the title card sequence was one the goofiest things i've ever witnessed
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]]> Digger (2026) - 70 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Digger-2026/ Digger-2026-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Digger a rating of 70 Digger17 Oct 2026
Digger (2026)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 34.434
Review: one of the more obscure movies i've ever seen. heavy don't look up vibes. definitely not for everyone, and not entirely for me, but i enjoyed the quirky editing and soundtrack, and also enjoyed the twist as it made the narrative more complicated (and grounds the plot in a much needed fashion). however the downsides were definitely there. wayyyyy too much yelling, as well as the overall volume of the movie being like 35% too high. genuinely almost covered my ears at some scenes because it was ...
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]]> Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) - 30 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Sherlock-Holmes-A-Game-of/ Sherlock-Holmes-A-Game-of-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows a rating of 30 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows17 Oct 2026
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 3.3019
Review: Actually better than the first, I think the increased budget just allowed them to go for some really cool and more ambitious scenes. Really liked the verbal chess bit and the end was good too. However, the movie as a whole is still garbage, such uninteresting dialouge and too much pointless action.
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]]> The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Royal-Tenenbaums/ The-Royal-Tenenbaums-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave The Royal Tenenbaums a rating of 80 The Royal Tenenbaums17 Oct 2026
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: noooo gwyneth paltrow don't die ur so sexy aha
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]]> Sherlock Holmes (2009) - 10 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Sherlock-Holmes-2009/ Sherlock-Holmes-2009-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Sherlock Holmes a rating of 10 Sherlock Holmes17 Oct 2026
Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Rating: 10
Percentile: 0.4717
Review: Might be the most uninteresting thing I've ever watched, and we have to watch the sequel too now. My first 1/2 star on letterboxd, absolute trash
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]]> 12 Angry Men (1957) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/12-Angry-Men/ 12-Angry-Men-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave 12 Angry Men a rating of 80 12 Angry Men17 Oct 2026
12 Angry Men (1957)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: juror 3 was goated
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]]> Airplane! (1980) - 90 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Airplane/ Airplane-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Airplane! a rating of 90 Airplane!17 Oct 2026
Airplane! (1980)

Rating: 90
Percentile: 83.0189
Review: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" Used to be scared of this movie as a kid, put off watching it because of that but my god this is one of the funniest movies i've ever seen
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]]> Purl (2019) - 50 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Purl/ Purl-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Purl a rating of 50 Purl17 Oct 2026
Purl (2019)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 7.5472
Review: Ehhhh it insists upon itself
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]]> I\'m Here (2010) - 70 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Im-Here/ Im-Here-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave I\'m Here a rating of 70 I\17 Oct 2026
I'm Here (2010)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 34.434
Review: Very weird, but cute!
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]]> Primetime (2026) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Primetime/ Primetime-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Primetime a rating of 80 Primetime17 Oct 2026
Primetime (2026)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: robert pattinson was on his nicolas cage shit with this one
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]]> Blackfish (2013) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Blackfish/ Blackfish-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Blackfish a rating of 80 Blackfish17 Oct 2026
Blackfish (2013)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: Never going to seaworld
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]]> Shrek (2001) - 70 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Shrek/ Shrek-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Shrek a rating of 70 Shrek17 Oct 2026
Shrek (2001)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 34.434
Review:
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]]> The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Grand-Budapest-Hotel/ The-Grand-Budapest-Hotel-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave The Grand Budapest Hotel a rating of 80 The Grand Budapest Hotel17 Oct 2026
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: hmmmm a little let down by this one. very very very aesthetically pleasing, wes does a spectacular job with that in all of his movies and that is where majority of my 4 stars come from, but the story was very lackluster for me. i didnt feel connected to the characters, except for zero, and especially disliked the concierge (loved his dialogue though, "darling" hit every time)
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]]> Resident Evil (2026) - 90 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Resident-Evil-2026/ Resident-Evil-2026-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Resident Evil a rating of 90 Resident Evil17 Oct 2026
Resident Evil (2026)

Rating: 90
Percentile: 83.0189
Review: SO MANY THOUGHTS: - Debatably the most fun horror movie in the last 5 years  - Austin Abrams looked like Ian in this  - Might be the most relatable horror protagonist ever - The gun not having any bullets in it is the most Resident Evil thing i've ever seen
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]]> Asteroid City (2023) - 90 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Asteroid-City/ Asteroid-City-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Asteroid City a rating of 90 Asteroid City17 Oct 2026
Asteroid City (2023)

Rating: 90
Percentile: 83.0189
Review: From a craft perspective, this movie is near impeccable. So fun seeing Wes having full creative range to immerse his viewers into these articulated worlds of his. Schwartzman is as great as ever, also really liked Bryan Cranston's role. Great movie!!!
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]]> Castello Cavalcanti (2013) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Castello-Cavalcanti/ Castello-Cavalcanti-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Castello Cavalcanti a rating of 80 Castello Cavalcanti17 Oct 2026
Castello Cavalcanti (2013)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman are the greatest duo since Yin and Yang
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]]> Life of Pi (2012) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Life-of-Pi/ Life-of-Pi-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Life of Pi a rating of 80 Life of Pi17 Oct 2026
Life of Pi (2012)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: Pure eye candy. Some really really cool shots in this movie and a great touching story!
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]]> Buddy (2026) - 70 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Buddy-2026/ Buddy-2026-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Buddy a rating of 70 Buddy17 Oct 2026
Buddy (2026)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 34.434
Review: this is probably taking the title as the weirdest movie I have ever seen. so overly outlandish and campy that it was actually a really fun watch, but it doesn't earn points for much more than that. HEAVY don't hug me i'm scared vibes, which was cool to see. truly don't know what the hell this was but the verdict is it's a fun time
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]]> Black Dynamite (2009) - 80 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Black-Dynamite/ Black-Dynamite-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Black Dynamite a rating of 80 Black Dynamite17 Oct 2026
Black Dynamite (2009)

Rating: 80
Percentile: 62.2642
Review: might be the most quotable movie of all time
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]]> Moonrise Kingdom: Animated Book Short (2012) - 60 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Moonrise-Kingdom-Animated-Book-Short/ Moonrise-Kingdom-Animated-Book-Short-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Moonrise Kingdom: Animated Book Short a rating of 60 Moonrise Kingdom: Animated Book Short17 Oct 2026
Moonrise Kingdom: Animated Book Short (2012)

Rating: 60
Percentile: 15.0943
Review: “I don’t believe in magic. I used to, but once I started taking Introduction to Life Science with Mr. Masty, I realized theological explanation for practically every mystery in the world is even more interesting than a supernatural one."
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]]> Cousin Ben Troop Screening with Jason Schwartzman (2012) - 70 - 17 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Cousin-Ben-Troop-Screening-with/ Cousin-Ben-Troop-Screening-with-zeepnzorp Sat, 17 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 zeepnzorp gave Cousin Ben Troop Screening with Jason Schwartzman a rating of 70 Cousin Ben Troop Screening with Jason Schwartzman17 Oct 2026
Cousin Ben Troop Screening with Jason Schwartzman (2012)

Rating: 70
Percentile: 34.434
Review: Nice promotional short, only really rating it for my Wes list though.
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