Curse of Bigfoot

A movie is going on. Cut to a shot of a dog drinking milk from a bowl. Perhaps this dog will be involved in the story in some way. Maybe he will save his owner from an attack by Bigfoot or whatever they originally intended with that monster makeup. We don't know. They go back to the movie for a scene. Back to the dog to show more licking at the bowl of milk. And now more movie. But back again to the dog. It becomes clear we will return until the bowl is empty. We must know that it drinks it all.

This movie features maaaybe 20 seconds of Bigfoot footage (Bigfootage?), the rest is an increasingly frustrating heap of padded out scenes that will make you wish for a burglar to break into your house and stab you because then at least SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS oh god damn you Curse of Bigfoot.

If not for the existence of a film like "Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper"(2014) this would definitively be the worst Bigfoot movie ever. The film product of creating and editing in a new introductory framework to pad out the unreleased* film "Teenagers Battle the Thing"(1958), 20 years later into a full-length 70's made for TV-movie. Somehow both parts of the film are astonishingly boring and remarkably cheap looking. A movie only for hardcore fans of terrible Bigfoot movies.

This movie is truly terrible in every way and worst of all it's extremely boring.

Reminds me of Boggy Creek II, only way, way, way, waywaywaywayway fucking worse.

This ridiculous abomination takes an unreleased awful film from 1958 and adds an extra half hour of awful footage to it to convince you it's really about Bigfoot. What it's really about is the dreadful tedium of watching people walk around for 10 minutes just to get killed off camera.

words cannot express how bad this is. But, likely worth the watch just from a nostalgic pov.