Doomsday Preppers

A treasure chest of insane people who feel their lives are so worth living that they will do anything to stockpile twinkies and water so they can sit underground for 30 years as (insert factually inaccurate scenario here) rages above them.

Watch a bunch of morons drag their kids into preparing for the most insanely specific insane reasons.

I like the idea and the nature of this show but my problem with it is that literally every single person they profile is either overweight, morbidly obese, old as hell or an idiot. It's great to have a self sustaining mentality but when you're so fucking fat you can barely walk, expect a guy like me to steal everything if shit hits the fan. These people let others film them and let the world know where tons of food and supplies are if need be. Broke the 4th rule: Always say less than necessary