In the world of Modern Shitty Shark Movies, Ozark Sharks stands out a bit because of some unexpected kills and not going for the minimum effort but actually having a bit of fun along the way. It's still cheap and silly and especially in the beginning it feels like More Of The Same, but all in all this was above average stuff. I feel like I'm slowly becoming a ShittySharkMovieExpert and this is not what I had in mind for my future but when life gives you shittysharks you make shittysharkmonade.

Starts off like a normal, boring shark movie, but as things progress, it turns out it's not a normal, boring shark movie! Has a few very unexpected and exciting deaths and felt very happy about it. Great shitty shark movie!

Is it a lake? Is it a river? I STILL DON'T KNOW!!! If one thing is certain, these shallow waters are home to some of the most dangerous shitty sharks out there, whose only weaknesses are skinny emo white girls and fireworks. Silly yet a fun watch.

This movie is pure shit, with terrible everything. Some mildly amusing kills lighten the boredom a bit.

Some films are so bad they're good again. This one isn't.