The Bold and the Beautiful

Passive smoking is one thing ... but this (this!) might just be worse for you. I blame my mother and my grandmother who were addicted to this trash back in the nineties. (as for the number of episodes, it's ... more than I care to disclose)

Like a greatgreatgreat aunt you are in line to inherit who doesn't have the decency to die.

All these shows were varying degrees of dumpster fires. I think my mom watched every single one. Luckily this was when kids were allowed to play outside, so I only got stuck seeing them if it was bad weather or I was doing homework.