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The Goonies

The Goonies

1985
Comedy, Suspense/Thriller
1h 54m
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Avg Percentile 56.16% from 7455 total ratings

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Rated 01 Oct 2018
50
21st
So where am I suppose to show up to be whipped for thinking this was really boring
Rated 02 Aug 2019
80
88th
What a tonal rollercoaster! Mouth goes from slapstick water in the face to a Rocky impression to a fat shamer to a bilingual pervert to a map translator to a tongue hostage to a Martha Plimpton hater to a all my dreams are dead penny stealer to a furious accusatory mutineer to a jewel eater to a Martha Plimpton lover. Tough to pinpoint the age group this is aimed at but it's not my seven year old. Not yet.
Rated 10 Aug 2016
82
51st
Having not seen this until I was in my 20s, I have no nostalgia connected to it. Taken on its own merits, it's an average '80s kids movie that hasn't aged particularly well. Chunk's cool, though, and I appreciate how the kids talk and act in ways that no modern Hollywood movies would allow. Monster Squad is still better.
Rated 28 Nov 2014
61
27th
I have to disagree with Cyndi Lauper on this one; the Goonies are not good enough for me.
Rated 07 Aug 2018
81
78th
I recently rewatched this for the first time in over ten years. I was surprised to find that it didn't quite hold up to my action packed, totally awesome memories. I probably shouldn't have been surprised, but "The Goonies" suffers from a pacing problem and just isn't quite as exhilarating as it should have been, though it is still a very fun adventure movie.
Rated 30 Jan 2007
99
96th
I can watch this one over and over, and it's one of the few of my childhood favorites that I still like.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
46th
The pirate ship part is still one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Alot of fun, but it didn't age well.
Rated 27 Dec 2007
50
53rd
If you can take off your nostalgia goggles for five seconds, you'd probably see that this is a not so great film with just few classic moments (everything with Chunk basically) that really aren't enough to save it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
92nd
This is youthful nostalgia speaking more than anything, but they're the goddamn Goonies!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
99
99th
Just about as good as it gets. This is the ultimate youth expedition movie, about a group of young kids who go on a treasure hunt hoping to find a pirates treasure to save their neighborhood. This is an Absolute must see.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
49th
Kids classic.
Rated 20 Oct 2007
10
7th
If you enjoy watching untalented children shrieking without cease, this is for you.
Rated 26 May 2017
85
87th
I love how Mikey throws away his inhaler at the end of the movie, as if his Asthma was magically cured...And how Lupe could appraise the value of gemstones that could have been glass.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
78
75th
"HEY YOOOOUUU GUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYS!"....Classic.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
95
98th
The best childhood adventure of all time.
Rated 07 Apr 2007
40
10th
I'm sure if I'd seen this when I was 11 or so I'd have a fond sense of nostalgia for it, but watching it for the first time as an adult I am thoroughly unimpressed. The kids are annoying and the acting is bad. The comedy is not only unfunny but actively irritating. The adventure story is nothing special. There are some decent set pieces here though, so at least it has that going for it.
Rated 27 Apr 2007
90
90th
Loved it...one of those movies that everytime it comes on TV you have to watch it
Rated 09 Jun 2007
90
97th
The 80's decade can be summarized with a viewing of this movie. Good, cheesy, campy fun.
Rated 27 Jun 2007
90
74th
Too bad all PG movies these days are PG and feature bi-curious zoo animals.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
98
94th
Goonies never say die!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
77th
who wants to do the truffle shuffle?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
94th
Need i say more
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
88th
A pure and original adventure through the eyes of a group of kids. There aren't many movies that are made like this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
89
88th
One of the few movies I can watch anytime, anywhere, and I still get the same reaction I did when I was a kid. Is it hokey? You bet, but it wouldn't be the Goonies if it took itself seriously.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
93rd
One of the greatest adventure films of all time, hands down. This movie embodies everything that is wonderful and true about childhood.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
95th
I...smell...icecream!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
79th
Goonies Never Die!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
98
95th
It is as good the 20th time as it was the first. An American classic. Anyone who rates this movie below a 90 deserves to spend some hard time in Guantanimo Bay.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
64
45th
The Goonies gains momentum from its charm and imagination, making this a popcorn movie favorite, especially for people who love the 80s.
Rated 20 Aug 2007
95
93rd
Just the best man, you gotta love the goonies!!!!!!
Rated 24 Aug 2007
95
87th
Classic, truffle shuffle
Rated 31 Aug 2007
95
84th
One of my alltime favorties. I was obsessed with this movie growing up.
Rated 18 Oct 2007
90
88th
classic
Rated 31 Oct 2007
90
78th
Loved it in the 80's, still love it now
Rated 20 Nov 2007
100
99th
What you doubt to Goonies, what's wrong with you!?!. This is the quintessential 80's film. Correy, truffle shuffle, pirates, chunk. If you don't know this movie you must be Amish.
Rated 01 Dec 2007
70
40th
Overrated.
Rated 02 Jan 2008
98
94th
One of the greatest family adventure films ever made.
Rated 15 Feb 2008
95
93rd
Heeyyy you guyyyysss!!!! Great cult flick.
Rated 18 Feb 2008
90
94th
Classic movie of 80's. Great adventure. Which child ever dream about anything so?
Rated 04 Mar 2008
64
31st
It's baffling how this has an iconic, classic status amongst children of the 80's. Though it's a good adventure it's not really that good of a movie, and nothing about its remarkable even by the standards for kids. There's nothing bad about The Goonies at all, there's just nothing all that good about it either. Looking back on it it's easy to use rosy tinted goggles, but objectively speaking, it's merely acceptable.
Rated 11 Mar 2008
73
21st
Another of the "I can't believe you didn't see that in the 80s" movies I was introduced to recently. While it was a good idea for a story and parts were funny and well-done (and the scenery was pretty--Pacific Northwest--and it was fun seeing Sean Astin as a kid!) I was not overwhelmingly enthused about the movie as a whole.
Rated 20 Mar 2008
90
85th
Classic movie. Enough said.
Rated 12 Apr 2008
85
97th
Classic, never get tired of it.
Rated 06 Jun 2008
94
95th
Possibly the greatest kids adventure ever made. It's true to say that they don't make them like this anymore, and thats a bad thing - this has enough adventure to keep the kids happy, and a sharp wit to keep adults entertained. And seriously - is there a better physical comedian than the kid who played "Chunk". Watch that performance and tell me that Hollywood didnt miss out on a superstar!
Rated 06 Jun 2008
100
96th
this is one of the best films of all time! there is very little else that beats this.
Rated 10 Aug 2008
100
95th
very very good movie
Rated 02 Jan 2009
98
97th
Classic.
Rated 15 Jan 2009
92
87th
I loved this movie as a kid! I love this now! Great adventure movie, what kid doesn't want to find pirate treasure and safe the day!
Rated 01 Mar 2009
5
4th
GOD I hate this movie. Although I still chuckle at "One-Eyed Willie"...
Rated 04 Mar 2009
70
86th
If I were smooth enough to break into Pirates of the Caribbean ride after the park was closed- I would so reinact this movie with friends.
Rated 26 Apr 2009
80
84th
As a child I thought I could have an adventure like that.
Rated 05 Jun 2009
50
54th
I never really thought of this film as anything special, and then it became a pop culture icon and I resented the fact that it was ever made. The movie is alright though.
Rated 14 Feb 2010
85
76th
A brilliant adventure movie filled with great humour and exciting action sequences, Indiana Jones for kids essentially. There are some mis-steps here and there but the acting is decent from the child actors and the script moves along crisply. It's also extremely 80's in execution, there are some things in here that probably wouldn't pass in a modern kids movie. While nostalgia certainly helps, Goonies is still a fun kids adventure movie that's enjoyable for adults too.
Rated 23 Feb 2010
76
57th
I think it would have helped if I had seen this when I was younger. The attempts of translating Spanish by Feldman were a little funny. An easy watch.
Rated 02 Mar 2010
47
33rd
Guess I was too old to appreciate this sort of thing.
Rated 28 Apr 2010
42
19th
A terrible and annoying mess of a movie. I really don't understand why this is considered a classic beside the fact that Spielberg produced/wrote the screenplay...
Rated 17 May 2011
63
31st
An energetic, sometimes noisy mix of Speilbergian sentiment and funhouse tricks that will appeal to kids and nostalgic adults alike.
Rated 16 Oct 2011
75
72nd
Positives: -"Wait. We can't take these!" -"Why?" -"Because they're somebody elses wishes. Somebody elses dreams!" -"Well you know what? This one. This one right here, this was my wish. My dream... and it didn't come true. So I am taking them back. I'm taking them all back." Negatives: Just not sure they should've named the pirate One-eyed Willie...
Rated 26 Nov 2011
2
0th
Out of the 2000 films I've seen, this is a very strong contender for the worst. OMG it has so much wrong (anachronisms, plot holes, atrocious acting, incompetent direction, directionless plot) that it's hard to know where to begin. A huge problem is that it's too violent for kids and offers no intelligence for adults. So it has no target audience. The only good thing about the film is Cyndi Lauper's theme song. No matter how many people tell you that you must see this, avoid it at all costs.
Rated 10 Jul 2012
75
61st
An energetic, sometimes noisy mix of Speilbergian sentiment and funhouse tricks that will appeal to kids and nostalgic adults alike.
Rated 29 Jan 2013
50
38th
Unfortunately, unless you're the right age seeing it for the first time, this really isn't all that enjoyable. As well-made as you'd expect for a film off the Spielberg wagon, and the cast is pretty great, but the story failed to engage me at all. Certain dialog feels incredibly inappropriate given the age of the kids.
Rated 09 Apr 2014
85
76th
Its by no means a perfect movie, but its sure got a lot of heart. Its just one of those films that perfectly captures the essence of what its like to be a kid. Its also very 80's in all the right ways. Being made with today's CGI laden filmmaking would have ruined it from the start.
Rated 22 Sep 2014
30
5th
The most annoying and awful Spielberg film ever
Rated 21 Aug 2016
83
91st
GOONIES NEVER DIE!!
Rated 21 Feb 2018
0
5th
I hate Spielberg. This is one of his worst. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about his obnoxious, formulaic bullshit.
Rated 09 Mar 2018
7
57th
You can tell it's an 80's film because Corey Feldman looks 32 and Ke Huy Quan is an Asian stereotype named Data. Recommended for parents who haven't fucked each other in years.
Rated 16 Jul 2018
72
48th
It doesn't quite have the same magic as it did when I was a kid, but it still holds up reasonably well. I really wish the kids didn't shout so much though, it's exhausting. Get off my lawn etc.
Rated 30 Jan 2022
66
19th
It’s so weird that there’s this subset of 80s movies where people of a certain age are like “yes! one of the best movies of all time! truly a perfect movie!” and everyone else is just like “wh…..what the fuck are you talking about dude”
Rated 12 Dec 2006
85
71st
AWESOME. Love Corey Feldman movies.
Rated 13 Dec 2006
88
77th
"Hey you guys!"
Rated 03 Jan 2007
85
78th
Não sei se este é legitimamente o melhor filme do Donner ou se eu estou tão envolta em nostalgia e memória afetiva que o mesmo nubla minha percepção. Enfim, ainda continua uma delicinha vê-lo. Plus: Não lembrava que o Sloth assisia Captain Blood na TV. Na TV aberta.
Rated 16 Jan 2007
83
62nd
Truffle shuffle
Rated 24 Jan 2007
70
91st
It's impossible to review this film objectively, but after re-watching it recently, I have to say that it has diminished somewhat. I didn't remember it having that much slapstick which probably worked much better as a kid, but nowadays it takes you away from the story. There's still plenty to admire: the sense of adventure, unique story, characters and their chemistry, the real sets etc. It's an obvious inspiration for e.g. "Stranger Things" and I'm waiting to be able to show it to my kids.
Rated 29 Jan 2007
70
63rd
Robert Davi and Joey Pants are hilarious as a couple of bumbling goombahs out to steal some pirate treasure from a motley gang of preteens. Classic kids adventure movie.
Rated 02 Feb 2007
50
15th
The sudden cult interest in this film baffles me. Its a sub par kids film where if you are truly without life you can call out what happens to that actor in 10 odd yearrs e.g. "Hobbit!" or "Rehab!".
Rated 20 Mar 2007
75
68th
Wolfman don't have nards!
Rated 18 May 2007
80
77th
Every child of the 80's loved the Goonies. It's a great adventure story with a fantastic cast of characters, perfect for kids.
Rated 26 May 2007
90
99th
Astoria Oregon FTW!
Rated 04 Jun 2007
0
8th
Kiddie litter
Rated 08 Jun 2007
25
70th
did u see it
Rated 11 Jun 2007
85
73rd
Quintessential kid adventure movie. Surprisingly heartwarming and witty.
Rated 22 Jun 2007
88
93rd
This is a nostalgia movie. No matter how far-fetched its premise, it's a fun adventure to lose oneself in. Recommended.
Rated 23 Jun 2007
82
53rd
A childhood favourite. It's not really a good movie, but still a whole ton of fun. "Hey you guys!!"
Rated 08 Jul 2007
83
59th
Its Short Round... with GADGETS!!! 83!
Rated 12 Jul 2007
90
66th
A classic 80s film.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
97th
"Hey you guys!" Great movie and fun for all ages. Grab a Baby Ruth and enjoy the show.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
90th
Fun film from my childhood. Still good.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
85th
its like being 10 years old again, sitting in front of the tv on a snowy sunday afternoon with a hot chocolate in one hand and a cookie in the other :D
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
0th
Everyone has a childhood movie, this is mine. Watched it non-stop, and still make a point to catch it once a year now in my 30s. I wish they still made movies like this. Is it goofy? Sure, but it's a heckuva lot of fun.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
29th
+30 if you're under 15.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
87
59th
Enjoyable
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
86th
I'm a product of the 80's what can I say
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
21st
Saw it too late in life, I fear. Quotable, though.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
8th
I didn't grow up with this movie, so when I finally saw it, I was terribly, terribly dissapointed.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
17th
Where to begin...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
41
33rd
One-eyed Pete frightened me as a child, but this movie does not stir the same nostalgic feelings in me that it does in the rest of my generation.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
79
57th
A fun adventure of a ragtag bunch of kids, The Goonies loses something after the viewer is older than thirteen. For children, it is a must see and a classic of the 80's. Pretty good!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
92
85th
This is still a fun movie after two decades and has the distinction of being the first film I remember seeing at the theater.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
89
79th
sloth loves chunk, and that is all you need to know before you see this one, oh, and feldman is here but im not sure whether it was before or during his coke phase with Andy Garcia...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
92
95th
Yeah, I admit my score is influenced heavily by nostalgia, but I would be lying if I didn't say I still love this movie, even now.

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