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The General
When Union spies steal an engineer's beloved locomotive, he pursues it single handedly and straight through enemy lines.
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The Painting
What is like to live in the world of painting? There are characters that are already painted and colored, others who still need to be colored up, or haven't been drawn yet. It's a parallel world with its own rules and various threats. The adventures of this surreal world of castles, forests, and characters whose differences lie in the degree of their creative making are some of Le Tableau's attractive features. (bafici.gov.ar)
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The Chestnut Man
The Chestnut Man (2021) - TV Mini-Series
A young woman is found brutally murdered in a playground and one of her hands is missing. Above her hangs a small man made of chestnuts.
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Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
Emmi, a woman truly in the second half of life falls in love with Ali, an more than ten years younger Arab guest worker.
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3 Ninjas
Meet Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas! Their grandfather, Mori Tanaka, is highly skilled in the fields of Martial Arts and Ninjitsu... (imdb)
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Chronicle of a Summer
This film, made in the summer of 1960 by the sociologist Edgar Morin and the ethnographer Jean Rouch, aimed to be as 'true as a documentary, but with the content of a fiction film.' Facilitated by improved technology (16mm film, sync sound, light hand held cameras) it pioneered a direct or live aesthetic dubbed 'cinema verite'... (IMDB Comments)
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Bad Boys
One hundred million dollars worth of confiscated heroin has just been jacked from police custody. Once the career bust of Detective Mike Lowery (Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Lawrence), the missing drugs now threaten to shut down the narcotics division of the Miami Police Department. (Sony)
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2:37
Interwoven story of six high school students who face immense social challenges. It begins with one of the students committing suicide, although the person's identity remains unknown until the end of the picture.
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Battle Angel
Battle Angel (1993) - Direct-to-Video
In a distant future, the young cyborg Gally is found on a scrapheap by the Cyberdoctor Daisuke Ido, who rebilds her and becomes her surrogate father. Gally has no memory of her past, but soon displays remarkable fighting skills. She starts working as a bounty hunter and meets a young boy who has the impossible dream of going to Zalem, a giant satelite floating above the city. Not realising that Yugo's dream can only end in missery Gally sets out to help him.
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Godzilla vs. Kong
The epic next chapter in the cinematic Monsterverse pits two of the greatest icons in motion picture history against one another - the fearsome Godzilla and the mighty Kong - with humanity caught in the balance.
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