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On a transatlantic crossing, the Marx brothers get up to their usual antics and manage to annoy just about everyone on board the ship. (imdb)

A Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a bachelor (Phoenix) torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry (Shaw) and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor (Paltrow).

For Luke McNamara, an invitation to join the secret society, "The Skulls", is a dream come true. But just when it seems that everything in Luke's life is going right, it all goes horribly wrong.

Set in a Chicago neighborhood nearly a decade after an occupation by an extra-terrestrial force, Captive State explores the lives on both sides of the conflict - the collaborators and dissidents.

The continuation of Der Tiger von Eschnapur. A couple, stranded in the desert, fights to flee from the Maharaja who has sent soldiers to look for them while he plots the building of their tomb.

Iffet lives with his father and sister in the suburbs. She fells in love with Cemil who has evil intentions for almost every girl he knows, but iffet does not understand this and Cemil uses and leaves her. Now, Iffet has to leave her house and take her revenge from him.

Two sisters join the first female professional baseball league and struggle to help it succeed amidst their own growing rivalry (imdb)

Aviator and band leader Roger Bond is forever getting his group fired for flirting with the lady guests. When he falls for Brazilian beauty Belinha de Rezende it appears to be for real, even though she is already engaged... (imdb)

A female cyborg cop and her partner hunt a mysterious and powerful hacker called the Puppet Master (imdb)

When an cryptic package arrives on the doorstep of introvert entomologist Ida Teeter (Angela Bettis) from her father in Brazil, inside is a mysterious beetle which gets lose and bites Ida's latest lesbian lover Misty (Erin Brown) who then undergoes a slow transformation into an insect herself and sets upon to spread the contagion to Ida herself before anyone catches on. (imdb)