BeeDub
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 04 Jul 2015
Location: USA
Bio: I'm well on my way to becoming a cranky old man, but I still love movies, just like you.
100 Masterpiece
95 Near-masterpiece
92 Excellent
88 Above average
85 Solidly entertaining
82 Enjoyable
78 Fine if you're in the right mood
75 Mediocre
72 Poor
68 Bad
65 Terrible
62 Insulting
0 Unwatchable garbage
100 Masterpiece
95 Near-masterpiece
92 Excellent
88 Above average
85 Solidly entertaining
82 Enjoyable
78 Fine if you're in the right mood
75 Mediocre
72 Poor
68 Bad
65 Terrible
62 Insulting
0 Unwatchable garbage
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Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) - Rated 11 Sep 2025
"Another wash, another rinse."
Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) - Rated 11 Sep 2025
"Pixar this ain't."
Babes in Toyland (1961) - Rated 06 Sep 2025
"Disney’s glitter-soaked fever dream with cardboard sets, overacting galore, and scenes that drag on twice as long as they should. Watch only if you enjoy camp, confusion, and characters who look like they escaped from a high school play with a Broadway budget."
Despicable Me (2010) - Rated 01 Sep 2025
"I get why my kids like this (it panders to their sensibilities really, really hard), but I found it lazy, tiresome, irritating, and cheap-looking, just like most Illumination movies. Man, I'm old."
The Story of Mankind (1957) - Rated 28 Aug 2025
"A star-studded 5th grade play. Vincent Price's fun turn as the devil is the only reason to watch."
Peppa Pig (2004) - Rated 27 Aug 2025
"Imagine Downton Abbey, but everyone’s a pig and the plot revolves around losing boots or being mildly inconvenienced. Logic has taken a holiday, and every adult is either clueless or oddly obsessed with spaghetti. It’s like Black Mirror for preschoolers, minus the existential dread. Mostly."
Train to Busan (2016) - Rated 23 Aug 2025
"A bit longer than it needed to be, and it goes a little overboard with the class commentary ("rich people bad" might as well be the movie's subtitle), but overall this is a modern classic of a zombie movie with well-drawn characters, great action scenes, and constant suspense right up to the end."
Lilo & Stitch (2025) - Rated 17 Aug 2025
"Apart from being unnecessary and inferior, as all these Disney remakes are, this one completely botches the message of the original. I guess "ohana" now has a loophole if you want to leave your inconvenient younger sibling behind. FLUSH."
The Mummy (1932) - Rated 16 Aug 2025
"More of a gothic romance than a horror. Karloff is great, of course, and there are some neat ideas, but the whole thing kind of drags, and the ending is super janky. Karloff though!"
The Road Warrior (1981) - Rated 10 Aug 2025
"Probably the best movie of the post-apocalyptic subgenre ever made. I can't fathom the cajones it took to film stunts like this on the budget they had. Gonzo entertainment of the highest octane."
