haventseenit

The non-Megashark vs. Crocosaurus scenes (featuring an only slightly grown-up Steve Urkel) actually put me to sleep. The fight scenes themselves were fun the first 2-3 times, then increasingly snooze-inducing as the same bad CGI was repeated over and over and... zzzzz.....

25 _16%

Whip It (2009) - Rated 21 Apr 2011

63 _31%

Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (2009) - Rated 18 Apr 2011

What... what just happened? Why were those people even whale watching? Humorous, but confusing as fjükk.

71 _46%

Con Air (1997) - Rated 01 Apr 2011

65 _36%

Battle: Los Angeles (2011) - Rated 29 Mar 2011

If you can get past the jerky Bay-esque camerawork and jingoistic America-saves-the-world-again plot, there is actually some damn fine acting to be enjoyed in this film. As a whole, the story is totally predictable and schmaltzy, but the acting is good enough to make you care about the characters, and that's what counts, right? The one thing I couldn't figure out is, why would anyone fight so hard to save L.A.?

88 _68%

Rango (2011) - Rated 24 Mar 2011

70 _42%

Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) - Rated 01 Mar 2011

64 _33%

Death to Smoochy (2002) - Rated 24 Feb 2011