Ice Spiders

Crap

A truly worthless film, it only gets points because the name "Ice Spiders" conjured up images of giant spiders on skis chasing downhill after the main characters. I put on the DVD and the spiders weren't even that big, maybe the size of a house cat or dog, while on the box they tower over a human skier. What is this crap? My daydreams about this film were more entertaining than the actual film.

Manages to be worse than Xtreme Ops, somehow.

The best part about this movie is the title.

Bad acting, so-so effects, and a shoddy script add up to crap

Dude, buddy, doc, bro, douche, what I don't understand, and seems what every Syfy movie has, is why those stupid crappy looking monsters make such stupid crappy sounding sounds (the 'spiders' sound like pigs). Crappy shit, and that Dash dude has the dumbest voice ever. This movie has the funniest scene ever though, but it's near the end of the movie :( Fuck it