Muppets Haunted Mansion

It's not the Muppets at their best, but it's fine for what it is. Definitely the best Haunted Mansion adaptation so far. Scariest part was Kermit's awful new voice.

I'm 4 years late to shitting on this new garbage Kermit voice. The special itself is cute, love me some muppets even when Kermit gets done so dirty. Should remake movies with characters replaced by a muppet. William Friedkins Cruising with Kermit as Pacino. Do the Right Thingz the Swedish Chef is Sal. Just trying to distract myself from this new Kermit, it's so fucking bad good lord.

As gateway horror movies go, this one is (unsurprisingly) pretty safe for everyone, even if it did have a surprise John Stamos related jump scare.

I enjoyed myself. It was just what I expected and needed.

why did Disney find the worst possible actor to play Kermit?

I hated when Gonzo was all old and his nose was all shriveled. I always thought his nose was like mainly bone but the pruniness of it all means that it's mainly skin and fat and muscle. Gross guys.

My 2021st logged film on Letterboxd Probably the best of Kirk R. Thatcher's Muppet directing, but that man has directed the two worst Muppet films so the bar is low. Pepe the Prawn might be my least favourite of the Muppets, he can be very entertaining in small bursts but he just does not work in a leading role. It's clear they're trying to replace Rizzo as Gonzo's right hand bestie, but it just does not work. Rizzo the rat he is not. The Muppets also work best when they're all... - Full Review

Pretty cute.

Good thing it’s only an hour, as I feel there are enough chuckles and giggles to make it worthwhile, but it’s not a great movie otherwise.