Against the Dark

Bad Guy: "Who the fuck are you?" Steven Seagal: "I'm the motherfucker that's gonna do to you what you've been doing to them for so long" Somebody get that writer an Oscar!

"Every 15 minutes a few blood-covered stuntmen leap out from the shadows and get involved in some uneventful carnage. You'll hardly notice."

A Seagal movie with Seagal in it only in the second half and not more than a dozen lines? Now, that's the good part, imagine the rest yourself.

Steven gettin huge.

Too dark and too boring and honestly I didn't even care that Seagal was only in 10 minutes of the movie.

Maybe the least watchable movie I've seen.

1 for Steven Seagal, 1 for the Potential guy aka Tanoai Reed and 1 for the killing of the little kid in the end.

You have to be in the mood to see it but if you are this movie is like "The sand", not a particularly good one but not boring and I would not mind seeing another like this one in a couple of days.

Not as awful as I thought it'd be, but just barely watchable. I never thought I'd say this, but there simply wasn't enough Seagal.

Yo momma so fat, she reminds me of Steven Seagal.

Better than low-budget horror, however the gore isnt great and the scares are low. I watched this as a Seagal fan and I was left dissapointed. Hardly any Seagal and when he pops up, he hardly talks . Emma Catherwood generates some sympathy for her character. Cliche ridden but not the worst film out there

I'll give it a pass because it delivers fat buddhist Steven Seagal chopping up mutazombipires and throwing out profound one-liners. On an aside, I hope film editor Tim Silano never finds work again. Ever.

Another Seagull Movie...gruesome

Bad Movie

"A paunchy and bored looking Seagal (who's barely in the movie) fights generic vampire-zombies. Not nearly as cool as it sounds."