Deathstalker III: The Warriors from Hell

Not as Conan-y as the first, not as much stupid fun as the second, this is just a failure all around.

OK, this one definitely puts the evil in "medieval." Our hero, who more than once resembles a smug Dustin Hoffman with a perm, battles a bunch of guys on horseback led by somebody in a Bullwinkle helmet, all in pursuit of a big glass doorknob. The proceedings were then edited with a lawn mower. Also featuring a wizard who looks like Leo G Carroll as an undercover hippie, and this bald guy with Tourette's who no doubt acquired his acting style via the William Shatner Distance Education Institute.

Would have been better if you'd known what the hell was happening.

Cheeseball barbarian movie.

never watched the deathstalker movies so one day i decided i would watch all four of them. i figured, i knew what i was getting into so why not? and this is where i stopped.

All this has in common with the Deathstalker franchise is there be bosoms. They either dropped all the fun of Deathstalker 2 or naming a villain “Troxartas” was suppose to be enough, I am not smart enough to lol Troxartas.

Absolutely bloody pathetic. This film proves there is bad, and then so bad that no amount of boobs can save it.

Terrible.

The third different actor as "Deathstalker" in as many movies. While recasts usually spell doom, the second guy was some kind of magic genie, so for this one, I came in with an open mind. Boy, was I let down. It's not even like the first movie was good, so I don't know what I was expecting here. It's got a few boobs, sure, but the bulk of whatever charm is left in this movie comes from the styrofoam prop swords that Corman probably painted himself, you know, to save money.

Pure cheese, yet oddly honest. The MSKT episode making fun of it is good.

So bad it's funny. Great MST3K, they really had a good movie to work with. The editing is so random and stupid, and great shitty music too. Lovely

Mst3k score: 8/10