Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

2005
Drama
TV Movie
1h 27m
A high school kid (Sumpter) develops an addiction to Internet porn so intense that it begins to destroy his life and tear his family apart. (IMDb)
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Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

2005
Drama
TV Movie
1h 27m
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Avg Percentile 17.56% from 51 total ratings

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Rated 06 Sep 2019
62
6th
What Reefer Madness tried - and failed - to do for marijuana, this movie tries - and fails - to do for internet porn. Feels like it was made by and for the kind of pearl-clutchers who completely bought into Satanic Panic and call any piece of technology a Nintendo.
Rated 24 Jan 2011
10
12th
A young man's life is destroyed by looking at pics of women's bra straps. It's a vampire movie with the blood suckers replaced by grainy JPGs of partially-covered shoulders, right down to a brides of Dracula dream sequence where the dirty women swim around the hapless victim while exposing their ankles. It's also a sad tale of a young man whose sexually repressive mother domineers him into suicide. But mostly it's just outright fucking hilarious.
Rated 18 Jun 2008
2
14th
A howlingly over-the-top cautionary tale for middle-aged housewives about a high school boy who spirals into life-destroying addiction - ruining his social life, destroying his family, and ending his athletic and scholastic pursuits - by looking at soft-core Internet pornography before bed. A Reefer Madness for a new generation. I gave it 25 instead of the 0 it earns because it's hysterical.
Rated 09 Jan 2019
37
24th
So-bad-it's-good "Lifetime" movie about the life-threatening dangers of internet porn addiction, that curiously somehow manages to never use the word masturbation. Modern made-for-TV moral panic movie akin to the 80's Satanic panic and the dangers of playing "Dungeons and Dragons," except replace the "D&D" for softcore "T&A," and the dangers that come from swords and sorcery, for the dangers of our swimmer protagonist, "Stroke Man", playing with himself.
Rated 17 Dec 2008
19
10th
Oh my God this movie is downright absurd. This is one of the most conservative right-wing films I've ever seen. From Justin labeling his CDs "Virgin Vaginas" to using his girlfriend's PDA to send pornography to himself at home Cyber Seduction is an absolute "so bad it's hilarious" hoot. It's jam-packed with cliche scenes that will make any moderate experience movie-goer groan and roll their eyes almost out of their head. If you've ever wanted to see porn kill someone this is the movie to see.
Rated 19 Jun 2008
7
68th
For anyone who ever complains about media being dominated by the left wing, this is what you get when some conservatives make a movie. It is totally crazy, nonsensical, and bizarre and plus internet porn actually ends up killing someone. If you just laughed at that, you will laugh your ass off when you see this movie. God bless you, Lifetime.
Rated 03 Oct 2010
15
17th
Ordinary teenage boy discovers pornography, notices that the girls in his school are suddenly really nice to look at for some reason, gets distracted by his unceasing horniness. So why is internet pornography the scapegoat of normal male adolescent development? It's conservative christian America where everyone is wholesome and masturbation is the activity of the mentally ill. A hilarious film sure to resonate with anyone who has a penis and internet access on just how wrongminded it is.
Rated 23 Jan 2013
13
16th
A very important film. Storree of my lyf. Boys, let this be a lesson for all of you!
Rated 15 Jun 2011
9
0th
Note to self: change screen name to "Virgin Vaginas."
Rated 31 Oct 2010
80
57th
One of those 'so bad it's good' movies for me.
Rated 04 Feb 2012
9
3rd
Internet porn is evil y'all!
Rated 29 Dec 2012
0
0th
How old are these kids supposed to be? I don't think the Evil Sex-Positive Girl was old enough to have a website like that. This movie was skeezy and alarmist, like the hysteria about Satanic Ritual Abuse except way more midwestern. Ironically the real villain of this movie is the kid's mother, who is so overwrought she just continually shames the kid into self-hatred and maybe suicide? I kind of zoned out when he face-palnted into the pool.
Rated 20 Sep 2013
8
7th
This will make you so horny you'll start to think about fucking your mum. Watched this for the We Hate Movies podcast
Rated 28 Dec 2013
57
16th
I'd subtract about 56 points from this in a heartbeat were it not absolute unintentional hilarity.
Rated 29 Jan 2014
30
3rd
Hahahahahaha

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