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Lord of the Piercing

Lord of the Piercing

Lord of the Piercing

2002
Comedy
TV Special
3m
A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.

Directed by:

Joel Gallen
Joel-Gallen
28 total credits
Joel Gallen has 28 credits at Criticker, including: Not Another Teen Movie, Lord of the Piercing, Chris Rock: Never Scared, Mission: Improbable and Jack Black: Spider-Man

Writers:

Carter Bays
Carter-Bays
6 total credits
Carter Bays has 6 credits at Criticker, including: How I Met Your Mother, Lord of the Piercing, Panic Room with Will Ferrell and The Goodwin Games
,
Craig Thomas
Craig-Thomas-b
3 total credits
Craig Thomas has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Lord of the Piercing, How I Met Your Mother: Pilot, Cupcake, Purple Giraffe and How I Met Your Dad

Starring:

Viggo Mortensen
Viggo-Mortensen
61 total credits
Born in New York to a Danish father and an American mother, Mortensen spent the early part of his childhood in Manhattan. His family traveled a great deal and he spent several years living in Venezuela, Argentina and Denmark. He began acting in New York, studying with Warren Robertson. He appeared in several plays and movies, and eventually moved to Los Angeles, where his performance in "Bent" at the Coast Playhouse earned him a Drama-logue Critic's Award...(imdb)
,
Ian McKellen
Ian-McKellen
82 total credits
Sir Ian Murray McKellen, CH, CBE (born 25 May 1939) is an English actor. He has received a Tony Award and two Academy Award nominations. His work has spanned genres from Shakespearean and modern theatre to popular fantasy and science fiction. He is known to many for roles such as Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy and as Magneto in the X-Men films....(Wikipedia)
,
Elijah Wood
Elijah-Wood
74 total credits
Elijah Jordan Wood is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films...(Wikipedia)
,
Hugo Weaving
Hugo-Weaving
67 total credits
Hugo Wallace Weaving (born 4 April 1960) is a Nigerian-born British-Australian film and stage actor. He is best known for his roles as Agent Smith in the Matrix trilogy, Elrond in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Megatron in the Transformers, "V" in V for Vendetta, and numerous Australian character dramas... (Wikipedia)
,
Sean Bean
Sean-Bean
97 total credits
Shaun Mark "Sean" Bean is an English film and stage actor. Bean is best known for starring roles in the films Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, GoldenEye, Patriot Games, Troy, National Treasure and Silent Hill, as well as the television series Sharpe. Bean has also acted in a number of television productions as well as performing voice work for computer games and television adverts...(Wikipedia)
,
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah-Michelle-Gellar
45 total credits
Sarah Michelle Prinze, known professionally by her birth name of Sarah Michelle Gellar, is an American film and television actress. She became widely known for her role as Buffy Summers on the WB/UPN television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, for which she won six Teen Choice Awards and the Saturn Award for Best Genre TV Actress and received a Golden Globe Award nomination. She originated the role of Kendall Hart on the ABC daytime soap opera All My Children...(Wikipedia)
,
Jack Black
Jack-Black
101 total credits
Thomas Jacob "Jack" Black is an American comedian, actor and musician. He makes up one half of the comedy and satirical rock duo Tenacious D. The group has two albums as well as a television series and a film. His acting career is extensive, starring primarily as bumbling, cocky, but internally self-conscious outsiders in comedy films. He was a member of the Frat Pack, a group of comedians who have appeared together in several Hollywood films... (Wikipedia)
,
John Rhys-Davies
John-Rhys-Davies
110 total credits
John Rhys-Davies (born 5 May 1944) is a Welsh actor and vocal artist. He is perhaps best known for playing the charismatic Arab excavator Sallah in the Indiana Jones films and the dwarf Gimli in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he also voiced the ent, Treebeard. He also played Agent Michael Malone in the 1993 remake of the 1950s television series The Untouchables, Professor Maximillian Arturo in Sliders, King Richard I in Robin of Sherwood...(Wikipedia)
,
Orlando Bloom
Orlando-Bloom
40 total credits
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom is an English actor. He had his break-through roles in 2001 as the elf-prince Legolas in The Lord of the Rings and starring in 2003 as blacksmith Will Turner in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, and subsequently established himself as a lead in Hollywood films, including Elizabethtown and Kingdom of Heaven. He appeared in the ensemble film New York, I Love You, and will have roles in Sympathy for Delicious and Main Street...(Wikipedia)

Genre:

Comedy

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Lord of the Piercing

2002
Comedy
TV Special
3m
Avg Percentile 33.26% from 151 total ratings

Ratings & Reviews

(150)
Compact view
Compact view
Rated 26 Feb 2010
25
3rd
Would have preferred: swallowed -> disembowelled - scene.
Rated 04 Nov 2009
80
78th
Simply hilarious
Rated 22 Sep 2008
68
30th
Felt like it was way too long for its subject matter, that and it wasn't funny.
Rated 22 Sep 2008
1
12th
Pathetic.
Rated 21 Sep 2008
23
13th
The only thing I found funny about this was the quip about getting wasted on meed, aside from that it's all based around one stupid gag that manages to outstay it's welcome even though the short itself is less than 5 minutes long.
Rated 10 Dec 2017
91
91st
very funny
Rated 16 Feb 2013
44
2nd
Not sure what this is from, or where in culture it was suppose to fit in, but its three minutes of my life wasted, that I'll never see again. Don't waste your time!
Rated 06 Jul 2012
49
42nd
Your reaction is probably dependent on how you feel about Jack Black. I got a few laughs out of it.
Rated 17 Oct 2011
45
21st
Didn't see it on MTV. I was told there was a funny easter egg to find on my Fellowship of the Ring dvd. I found it. There is a reason it was an easter egg and not a regular part of the special features. They were trying to hide it.
Rated 01 Sep 2011
3
28th
I feel kind of ridiculous even rating this, but I saw it on here, and I've seen it, so...
Rated 17 Sep 2010
30
16th
Way overdone, but up to a certain point better than I expected from Jack Black.
Rated 31 Aug 2009
15
6th
Dick humor doesn't cut it.
Rated 20 May 2009
23
10th
Even at a paltry three and a half minutes this short feels too long. The only laughs I got out of it were Sean Bean's reaction shots, and the Fellowship pledging their weapons. And I usually laugh at those in the actual movie anyway. And what kind of lazy title is Lord of the Piercing anyway? Is Lord of the Cockrings too lewd for MTV? This crap doesn't belong on the resumes of anyone but Gellar and Black.
Rated 15 Apr 2009
71
13th
._.
Rated 31 Jan 2009
36
30th
not so good
Rated 21 Sep 2008
35
20th
............
Rated 26 Aug 2008
70
61st
Jack Black is funny in anything he does.
Rated 18 Jun 2008
37
4th
I fucking hate Jack Black. Seriously.
Rated 14 Jun 2008
30
11th
Lord of the Piercing estreava há 20 anos no MTV Movie Awards. Não lembro onde vi isso, se foi ao vivaço na premiação ou se ele está na mídia física d"O senhor dos Anéis, mas me parecia mais divertido naquela época. No Youtube ( https://youtu.be/7nPaAfqk9f0 )

Cast & Info

Directed by:

Joel Gallen
Joel-Gallen
28 total credits
Joel Gallen has 28 credits at Criticker, including: Not Another Teen Movie, Lord of the Piercing, Chris Rock: Never Scared, Mission: Improbable and Jack Black: Spider-Man

Writers:

Carter Bays
Carter-Bays
6 total credits
Carter Bays has 6 credits at Criticker, including: How I Met Your Mother, Lord of the Piercing, Panic Room with Will Ferrell and The Goodwin Games
,
Craig Thomas
Craig-Thomas-b
3 total credits
Craig Thomas has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Lord of the Piercing, How I Met Your Mother: Pilot, Cupcake, Purple Giraffe and How I Met Your Dad

Starring:

Viggo Mortensen
Viggo-Mortensen
61 total credits
Born in New York to a Danish father and an American mother, Mortensen spent the early part of his childhood in Manhattan. His family traveled a great deal and he spent several years living in Venezuela, Argentina and Denmark. He began acting in New York, studying with Warren Robertson. He appeared in several plays and movies, and eventually moved to Los Angeles, where his performance in "Bent" at the Coast Playhouse earned him a Drama-logue Critic's Award...(imdb)
,
Ian McKellen
Ian-McKellen
82 total credits
Sir Ian Murray McKellen, CH, CBE (born 25 May 1939) is an English actor. He has received a Tony Award and two Academy Award nominations. His work has spanned genres from Shakespearean and modern theatre to popular fantasy and science fiction. He is known to many for roles such as Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy and as Magneto in the X-Men films....(Wikipedia)
,
Elijah Wood
Elijah-Wood
74 total credits
Elijah Jordan Wood is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films...(Wikipedia)
,
Hugo Weaving
Hugo-Weaving
67 total credits
Hugo Wallace Weaving (born 4 April 1960) is a Nigerian-born British-Australian film and stage actor. He is best known for his roles as Agent Smith in the Matrix trilogy, Elrond in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Megatron in the Transformers, "V" in V for Vendetta, and numerous Australian character dramas... (Wikipedia)
,
Sean Bean
Sean-Bean
97 total credits
Shaun Mark "Sean" Bean is an English film and stage actor. Bean is best known for starring roles in the films Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, GoldenEye, Patriot Games, Troy, National Treasure and Silent Hill, as well as the television series Sharpe. Bean has also acted in a number of television productions as well as performing voice work for computer games and television adverts...(Wikipedia)
,
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah-Michelle-Gellar
45 total credits
Sarah Michelle Prinze, known professionally by her birth name of Sarah Michelle Gellar, is an American film and television actress. She became widely known for her role as Buffy Summers on the WB/UPN television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, for which she won six Teen Choice Awards and the Saturn Award for Best Genre TV Actress and received a Golden Globe Award nomination. She originated the role of Kendall Hart on the ABC daytime soap opera All My Children...(Wikipedia)
,
Jack Black
Jack-Black
101 total credits
Thomas Jacob "Jack" Black is an American comedian, actor and musician. He makes up one half of the comedy and satirical rock duo Tenacious D. The group has two albums as well as a television series and a film. His acting career is extensive, starring primarily as bumbling, cocky, but internally self-conscious outsiders in comedy films. He was a member of the Frat Pack, a group of comedians who have appeared together in several Hollywood films... (Wikipedia)
,
John Rhys-Davies
John-Rhys-Davies
110 total credits
John Rhys-Davies (born 5 May 1944) is a Welsh actor and vocal artist. He is perhaps best known for playing the charismatic Arab excavator Sallah in the Indiana Jones films and the dwarf Gimli in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he also voiced the ent, Treebeard. He also played Agent Michael Malone in the 1993 remake of the 1950s television series The Untouchables, Professor Maximillian Arturo in Sliders, King Richard I in Robin of Sherwood...(Wikipedia)
,
Orlando Bloom
Orlando-Bloom
40 total credits
Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom is an English actor. He had his break-through roles in 2001 as the elf-prince Legolas in The Lord of the Rings and starring in 2003 as blacksmith Will Turner in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, and subsequently established himself as a lead in Hollywood films, including Elizabethtown and Kingdom of Heaven. He appeared in the ensemble film New York, I Love You, and will have roles in Sympathy for Delicious and Main Street...(Wikipedia)

Genre:

Comedy

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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