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Batman & Robin

Batman & Robin

1997
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
2h 5m
Batman, Robin and new crime fighting comrade Batgirl face Gotham City's deadliest threat yet when cold-hearted Mr. Freeze and venomous Poison Ivy team for some lethal mischief. (Warner Bros.)
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Batman & Robin

1997
Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller
2h 5m
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Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
10th
If you love Batman, this movie makes you angry. If you love a tasteful parody, this movie makes you furious at how taste and humor have been pile-driven into the dirt. This artless, rubber-nippled, shiny explosion of everything annoying will forever be George Clooney's and even Arnold Schwarzenegger's worst film. It's an obnoxious romp through Joel Schumacher's ADHD Gotham City. Total crap!
Rated 18 Jul 2019
65
11th
A movie executive found a book of ice puns and had an idea.
Rated 25 Oct 2007
12
2nd
Guest Reviewer Mr. Freeze: Thees feelm put the Batman franchise ON ICE for nearly a decade because of ze COLD reception! BAHAHAHAHA
Rated 28 May 2007
1
2nd
"I want a car"... and thus, a classic was born.
Rated 16 Aug 2008
10
1st
VAT KILLED DE DINOSAUS? DE IZE AGE!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
0th
To say this film is campy and ridiculous would do a great disservice to both of those adjectives, which could be used to describe films that are not the absolute waste of celluloid that this is. I have hard time explaining why this film is so abominable - is it the terrible script, the stupid characters, the irritating scenery chewing, the awful dialogue, the stifling studio slickness? All of those are certainly factors. But the final product is so much worse than a sum of its faulty parts.
Rated 14 Feb 2007
1
12th
So cheesy it becomes somewhat enjoyable. Bat nipples are genius and Arnold is the king of cheesy one liners so he fits in well with this movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
9
1st
NO. NO. No. Wrong, all wrong. Stop this movie before the first reel ends. It's all just to painful to watch. Arnold is uber cool, just not here. Uma Thurman is an underrated genius, just not here, Chris O'Donnell will be one of the next reat actors, if he can ever get past the reputation of being in this bomb. George Clooney sucks. In this film though, he sucks worse. Alicia Silverstone gets a bad rap. After this film, I understand why. Must go watch Batman Begins again to clear my
Rated 21 Jul 2008
2
4th
Clooney is a terrible Batman, and the rest of the cast is terrible as well. The script is good ( note : sarcasm ) though, and there's some good lines ( note : more sarcasm, here's an example : Ice to Meet Yah! ). The action is mediocre and boring, and this film could be used in a commercial promoting a new Batman toy! One more thing too, Batman on ice and Bat Nipples!
Rated 29 Apr 2010
1
4th
You ever see the wikiquote page for this movie? Yes, there is a wikiquote page for Batman & Robin and it's beautiful. Pictures and everything. Check it out, baby: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Batman_&_Robin_%281997_film%29
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
6th
This movie single handedly put the Batman franchise into a coma for 8 years. Simply put, its a disgrace.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
0th
Definitely one of the worst movies ever, and probably the worst I've ever paid money to see in the theaters. It's just an embarassment across the board, especially to the franchise, and that's taking into account Batman Forever. This makes Forever look like a masterpiece.
Rated 08 Oct 2007
0
1st
This movie is very bad, it has nothing to do with the gloomy and mysterious life of Bruce Wayne.
Rated 03 Apr 2008
70
53rd
I ... like it.
Rated 27 Oct 2008
0
2nd
Perfect summary of why Comics sucked dick in the 90's
Rated 12 Feb 2009
5
0th
Offensive to homosexuals.
Rated 16 Jun 2009
20
4th
Batman is awesome and he kicks ass. To turn something so awesome into something so horrid takes serious skill and dedication. If they handed out awards for how well you could bastardize a pop-culture icon, this film would take the gold.
Rated 30 Jan 2012
16
1st
Batman nipples. Enough said.
Rated 16 Dec 2006
0
2nd
Criticker should allow negative scores specifically for this movie. Mass murder should be legalized for the same reason.
Rated 07 Feb 2007
10
1st
If i heard another ice pun, I was going to shoot myself. "Let's kick some ICE," "Everybody CHILL," "what killed all the dinosaurs, THE ICE AGE," in fact, just in case I end up seeing this film by accident in the near future, if you see me on the street, fucking kill me.
Rated 09 Apr 2007
20
5th
George Clooney's Head Waggle School of Acting...piercing good looks required.
Rated 09 Apr 2007
0
0th
It's one of those films you have to see just to see how bad a supposed blockbuster movie can be. See it once just for the laughs and ridiculous dialogue. It makes Lucas' writing in Attack of the Clones look Oscar worthy. Sad to say that this film over Attack of the Killer Tomatoes will be the film that Clooney is most embarrassed about when his career is over.
Rated 09 Jul 2007
1
10th
A list of things that are terrible about this film: Arnie's one liners, nipples on a superhero costume, George Clooney as Batman, ice skating sequences, Joel Schumacher, lacks a soul, etc.
Rated 21 Jul 2007
10
6th
Smells like hot garbage. Oh, and insert requisite comment about how gay Batman & Robin are here: ___________.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
4th
I hate it so much! I hated this movie. Such an embarrassment to everyone involved. No argument: The worst Batman movie of all time.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
2nd
The absolute low point of the series.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
3rd
Holy horse crap Batman, I just choked on my own vomit!
Rated 24 Mar 2008
15
4th
Take everything bad from Batman Forever and add twice more. The expensive cast doesn't save this one.
Rated 29 Sep 2008
0
1st
cold freeze cold freeze cold frozen icy cold chill chilling winter icy winter ice chill cold ice chill cool freeze winter ice cold cool frost winter ice freezing ice cold freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze
Rated 15 Nov 2008
50
56th
Also known as the only Batman movie I didn't rewatch a thousand times.
Rated 15 Nov 2009
5
1st
Why there should be such a thing as the death penalty for crimes against a franchise. I'm dead fucking serious.
Rated 28 Jun 2011
3
6th
I have no words how awful this movie is. I just can not believe it. New title maybe: Neon and Lasers; The Movie? Also maybe nice to add, not even kidding, it literally made me puke.. *sad face*
Rated 05 Jun 2014
35
0th
Joel Schumacher learned the hard way that some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
Rated 21 Nov 2017
38
4th
(Viewed in 06/14): Confession time: I'd rather watch B & R than Begins or Rises. Why? Because it's a ton of fun next to those respectable borefests. Yes it's overproduced, poorly written, questionably cast and sloppily directed. Clooney doesn't work as Batman, and Batgirl was shoehorned in. Arnie and Uma chew through the scenery like camp bulldogs, and the sets are magnificently gaudy, yet it remains strangely enjoyable because of the sheer consistency of its offenses. A guilty pleasure.
Rated 04 Jan 2007
32
2nd
Everything about this movie is terrible, except maybe Uma Thurman, and yet I'll still leave it on if it's on TV. I don't know why. All I can do is apologize. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, you guys.
Rated 12 Jan 2007
55
20th
RUBBER NIPPLES.
Rated 23 Feb 2007
4
1st
Worst. Batman. Ever.
Rated 03 Mar 2007
0
3rd
BOOOOOMB! BOOOOOMB! BOOOOOMB! BOOOOOMB!
Rated 22 Mar 2007
2
2nd
They can't have been really trying to act in this one. Can they? Clooney would never make a good Batman, Robin is just embarassing and the whole film stinks of the campiness of the old live action films.
Rated 21 Apr 2007
0
6th
Even more ( but unintentionally!!!) campy than the 60s Batman movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
77
79th
This movie is something SPECIAL.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
0th
Schumacher is evil.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
7
3rd
You can definitely see why they started over with Batman Begins after this one. It's enough to make fans of the original cry.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
18th
"CHILL OUT!!!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
0th
WHY?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
9th
Just crap. Silly characters, a nonsensical plot, and they made Bane into a total wimp. They should have quit while they were ahead.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
44
4th
Like airplane food, it really is as bad as you've heard.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
3rd
Oh this is bad. Really bad. Cheesy but not on purpose.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
9
1st
This is just painful to watch. This doesn't even have camp value, it's just bad bad bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
27
20th
I saw it drunk. It was a good experience.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
2nd
Awful sreenplay, awful acting, awful directing, awful everything! One of the worst films of all time!
Rated 26 Aug 2007
5
3rd
Exotic monkey-suit dance. Ah-nuld's puns. And nipples.
Rated 07 Oct 2007
77
90th
This is a (mad) genius level of camp. To do it with an icon the level of Batman? Breathtaking!
Rated 26 Jan 2008
3
2nd
Batman down the bottom.
Rated 23 May 2008
70
78th
PSI = 14. Tut tut Criticker, you're way off. I could watch this every day.
Rated 20 Jun 2008
15
2nd
Batsuits with nipples equal very bad. Time to reboot. (see Batman Begins)
Rated 19 Jul 2008
1
5th
It's one thing to treat your source material with a light touch - Iron Man did so to acclaim - but it's another to make a garish, idiotic mockery of it. Alicia Silverstone literally gives the worst performance in any film ever. However, I give the movie a few extra points for being the killing fire that scorched the series to the ground, allowing the phoenix of Batman Begins to rise from the ashes.
Rated 14 Aug 2008
10
5th
Silverstone can suck a fat one.
Rated 23 Aug 2008
40
3rd
Just... Damn.
Rated 27 Aug 2008
70
24th
Messy and silly and unwatchable now. Greatest offense? Filled w/ a ton (or feels that way) of horrible cold-related puns from Mr. Freeze.
Rated 18 Sep 2008
11
4th
One of the gayest movies of all time, and oh how I wish I were just being infantile. Clooney has even admitted to playing his character as gay. But the film has a few redeeming qualities -- redeeming in that they are so numbingly awful they become painfully hilarious. It's not funny in a 60s Batman camp sorta way, as that was intentionally absurd; this is just intentionally stupid. You have to give it credit for killing the franchise, though. Without this there may not have been a Nolan reboot.
Rated 14 Oct 2008
97
96th
awesome
Rated 15 Dec 2008
25
2nd
It brings me a chilling feeling to tell you that this movie was simply not a very nICE movie to have to watch. Was it a batbomb?! Yes.
Rated 26 Jan 2009
70
54th
Uma Thurman makes a great poison ivy!!! Underrated for a batman movie. This is probably one of the best.
Rated 12 Feb 2009
0
0th
Absolutely not!
Rated 28 Mar 2009
44
3rd
The only thing good about it is Arnold.
Rated 17 Apr 2009
0
1st
So incredibly utterly bad, it makes me want to hulk smash the world.
Rated 08 Aug 2009
46
6th
Once you realise they were clearly just goofing around and having fun it gets a TINY bit better, but still mostly cringeworthy.
Rated 21 Sep 2009
15
2nd
Sequels = Inbreeding. Consider this flailing armed mental defective one of Hollywood's most pointed celebrations for gene pool diversity.
Rated 22 Sep 2010
8
2nd
I tried to give it a point for every bat nipple but I forgot how many people were in it.
Rated 25 Sep 2010
19
2nd
Cool Ice Cold Winter Ice Cool Cold Winter Freeze Chill Cool Freeze Cold Chill Cold Freeze Ice Ice Cold Frost Freeze Cool Chill
Rated 10 Jan 2011
88
79th
Call back Voyager 1 from the depths of space, get rid of all the children speaking in different languages, old-ass Beethoven pieces, blah blah. Show those extra-terrestrivals this. This is the craziest thing mankind will ever produce and every living thing should be aware of it
Rated 05 Aug 2011
86
65th
The farther we get into the Nolan world of Batman, the more we seem to hate parts of the Burton/Schumacher dynasty. But what those movies did was blend the camp of the original series (and the comics to some degree) with the darker modern vision. Sure, Nicholson's Joker wasn't quite as tortured Ledger's, but was he any less intimidating? I liked the series, including B&R. Clooney and O'Donnell had a lot of fun with it. I loved Thurman & Silverstone, and Arnie was 'cool' too.
Rated 27 Nov 2011
80
32nd
I don't gie a damn if it was corny or lame, that is what i love about it lol
Rated 28 Dec 2011
7
54th
An amazing adaptation of the 60s Batman series. If you take it seriously, you'll hate it, but if you go into with a sense of humor as Schumacher obviously did, you'll have a blast. George Clooney is a great Bruce Wayne/Batman, and Schwarzenegger and Thurman are hilarious. Thurman in particular captures the slinky sexiness of many of the female villains on the 60s series. High camp, and much better than the bloated Batman Forever.
Rated 13 Jan 2012
12
3rd
Was this supposed to be a Mormon comedy? The people responsible for this garbage should be fired and forced to work at Mcdonalds for the rest of their no-talent lives. FOR SHAME! The only thing about this crap that gives it a 12 are the Arnie freeze one-liners.
Rated 01 Jul 2013
30
6th
Widely regarded as one of the worst films ever made, it's not bad when compared to the wretched BATMAN FOREVER--or at least, it's bad in a less off-putting way. Joel Schumacher goes for all-out camp here, and while it does get old after awhile, it's mostly just harmlessly stupid. Clooney makes a dull Batman, and Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy misses the mark, but Schwarzenegger has some low-grade fun with Mr. Freeze. The script consists mostly of wisecracks (and puns), with a little pathos for Alfred.
Rated 09 Aug 2013
5
4th
This only gets points because I reckon Arnie realised exactly how shit this was going to be and decided to milk it for every cent. He's the worst character ever to appear in a Batman film but at least it looks like he's having fun. Everything else about this - story, the horrible miscasting of Clooney, Silverstone and basically everyone else, the puke-themed sets, EVERYTHING is wrong. No surprise it killed one of Hollywood's biggest franchises for almost a decade.
Rated 30 Aug 2013
0
7th
WHY? OH JESUS WHY? I mean... Clooney was a vaguely decent Bruce... oh God WHY WAS THIS MADE? Even Alfred almost died because of this movie! Why can't THIS damn thing FREEEEEEZE in HELL? They say that if you put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter they'll produce Shakespeare. I demand a counting of the monkeys in this room, because clearly they just s*** on the typewriter and called it Batman & Robin. Thomas and Martha Wayne are rolling in their GRAVES! DAMN YOU SCHUMACHER! DAMN YOOOOOU!!!
Rated 14 Feb 2014
100
99th
This is one of the great comedies. Only a master could pull off the perfect level of camp, quoteability and confusion that is present in this masterpiece. Joel, I worship you.
Rated 24 Dec 2023
40
18th
Within minutes, the film is showing us close-ups of the character's costumes, and we spend time on both Batman and Robin's butt. This is the type of film it is. It's campy and funny, but also feels incredibly thin. Stuff happens, puns keep getting made, and each location is drenched in neon. By the end, I was tired and my eyes hurt. I needed a nap. This film was ROBIN me of my energy. Look at what I have become.
Rated 05 Dec 2006
0
0th
Run. Run very far away. Seriously, FUCKING RUN.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
22
0th
Flashing lights and a bunch of nonsense.
Rated 14 Dec 2006
0
2nd
OW OW OW OW OW OW
Rated 22 Dec 2006
14
3rd
one of the worst "blockbuster" movies I've ever seen
Rated 31 Jan 2007
30
16th
The gratuitous crotch and chest shots at the beginning of the movie sold me.
Rated 16 Feb 2007
28
3rd
How not to make films - a not-easy-on-the-eye guide.
Rated 19 Feb 2007
0
1st
The worst movie of all time...
Rated 26 Feb 2007
10
1st
Absolutely awful. I only give it 10 points out of respect to the name Batman, even though it pains me that that name is in any way associated with this piece of shit.
Rated 28 Feb 2007
80
63rd
George Clooney is the new batman and certainly brings a new element to the character as Chris O Donnell seems to settle into his role as Robin. And Schwarzenneger is truly believable as Mr. Freeze.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
20
4th
Miscasts all round, it's bad,
Rated 02 Mar 2007
10
0th
The perfect example of how to screw up a great comic book in the most homosexual way possible.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
20
3rd
One of the worst sequels ever. Schumacher might as well have slapped "BANG!" "POW" and "ZING!" back on the screen. The only reason to endure this campy disaster is Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze played out as ultra-camp. He calls it "The Terminator meets The Refridgerator."
Rated 27 Mar 2007
11
0th
Arnold. Man. I remember talking about how awesome this was going to be back in Jr. High. Boy, was I wrong.
Rated 06 Apr 2007
2
7th
AAAAAAAAAGH!
Rated 20 Apr 2007
20
18th
The casting director should be shot for this one
Rated 27 Apr 2007
15
0th
Kill me now
Rated 18 May 2007
45
19th
STILL better than Spider-Man 3.
Rated 22 May 2007
12
1st
This is what happens when Hollywood begins to flog dead horses. luckily it didn't destroy George Clooney's career (but I'm sure the Oceans franchise might).
Rated 26 May 2007
25
6th
Uhhh... ya.

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