Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
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Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

2005
Drama
TV Movie
1h 27m
A high school kid (Sumpter) develops an addiction to Internet porn so intense that it begins to destroy his life and tear his family apart. (IMDb)

Directed by:

Tom McLoughlin
Tom-McLoughlin
35 total credits
Tom McLoughlin has 35 credits at Criticker, including: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, Sometimes They Come Back, FairyTale: A True Story and One Dark Night

Writers:

Wesley Bishop
Wesley-Bishop
11 total credits
Wesley Bishop has 11 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, The Christmas Shoes, A Child Is Missing, Field of Vision and The Christmas Secret
,
Richard Kletter
Richard-Kletter
13 total credits
Richard Kletter has 13 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, She's Too Young, The Tower and Odd Girl Out

Starring:

Kelly Lynch
Kelly-Lynch
41 total credits
Kelly Lynch (born January 31, 1959) is an American actress. Once a model for the Elite modeling agency, Lynch appeared in the film Drugstore Cowboy which starred Matt Dillon, and the film Road House which starred Patrick Swayze.Lynch was born in Golden Valley, Minnesota, the daughter of Barbara, a modern dancer, and Robert Lynch, a restaurateur. Lynch has been married to producer and writer Mitch Glazer since 1992 and has a daughter, Shane, born 1985, from a previous relationship...(Wikipedia)
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Jeremy Sumpter
Jeremy-Sumpter
17 total credits
Jeremy Sumpter has 17 credits at Criticker, including: Frailty, Peter Pan, An American Crime, Into the Storm and Excision
,
Lyndsy Fonseca
Lyndsy-Fonseca
27 total credits
Lyndsy Fonseca has 27 credits at Criticker, including: Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass 2, How I Met Your Mother, The Ward and Agent Carter
,
Jake Scott
Jake-Scott
1 total credit
Jake Scott has just 1 credit at Criticker: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
,
Nicole Dicker
Nicole-Dicker
3 total credits
Nicole Dicker has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, Tru Confessions and The Ride
,
Rahnuma Panthaky
Rahnuma-Panthaky
4 total credits
Rahnuma Panthaky has 4 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, Tru Confessions, Mama Said There'd Be Decades Like These, It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want to and Funeral Day

Genre:

Drama

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

2005
Drama
TV Movie
1h 27m
Avg Percentile 16.86% from 53 total ratings

Ratings & Reviews

(53)
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Rated 06 Sep 2019
62
5th
What Reefer Madness tried - and failed - to do for marijuana, this movie tries - and fails - to do for internet porn. Feels like it was made by and for the kind of pearl-clutchers who completely bought into Satanic Panic and call any piece of technology a Nintendo.
Rated 24 Jan 2011
10
12th
A young man's life is destroyed by looking at pics of women's bra straps. It's a vampire movie with the blood suckers replaced by grainy JPGs of partially-covered shoulders, right down to a brides of Dracula dream sequence where the dirty women swim around the hapless victim while exposing their ankles. It's also a sad tale of a young man whose sexually repressive mother domineers him into suicide. But mostly it's just outright fucking hilarious.
Rated 08 Jan 2019
37
24th
So-bad-it's-good "Lifetime" movie about the life-threatening dangers of internet porn addiction, that curiously somehow manages to never use the word masturbation. Modern made-for-TV moral panic movie akin to the 80's Satanic panic and the dangers of playing "Dungeons and Dragons," except replace the "D&D" for softcore "T&A," and the dangers that come from swords and sorcery, for the dangers of our swimmer protagonist, "Stroke Man", playing with himself.
Rated 17 Jun 2008
2
14th
A howlingly over-the-top cautionary tale for middle-aged housewives about a high school boy who spirals into life-destroying addiction - ruining his social life, destroying his family, and ending his athletic and scholastic pursuits - by looking at soft-core Internet pornography before bed. A Reefer Madness for a new generation. I gave it 25 instead of the 0 it earns because it's hysterical.
Rated 17 Dec 2008
19
10th
Oh my God this movie is downright absurd. This is one of the most conservative right-wing films I've ever seen. From Justin labeling his CDs "Virgin Vaginas" to using his girlfriend's PDA to send pornography to himself at home Cyber Seduction is an absolute "so bad it's hilarious" hoot. It's jam-packed with cliche scenes that will make any moderate experience movie-goer groan and roll their eyes almost out of their head. If you've ever wanted to see porn kill someone this is the movie to see.
Rated 23 Jan 2013
13
15th
A very important film. Storree of my lyf. Boys, let this be a lesson for all of you!
Rated 03 Oct 2010
15
16th
Ordinary teenage boy discovers pornography, notices that the girls in his school are suddenly really nice to look at for some reason, gets distracted by his unceasing horniness. So why is internet pornography the scapegoat of normal male adolescent development? It's conservative christian America where everyone is wholesome and masturbation is the activity of the mentally ill. A hilarious film sure to resonate with anyone who has a penis and internet access on just how wrongminded it is.
Rated 19 Jun 2008
7
68th
For anyone who ever complains about media being dominated by the left wing, this is what you get when some conservatives make a movie. It is totally crazy, nonsensical, and bizarre and plus internet porn actually ends up killing someone. If you just laughed at that, you will laugh your ass off when you see this movie. God bless you, Lifetime.
Rated 15 Jun 2011
9
0th
Note to self: change screen name to "Virgin Vaginas."
Rated 15 Sep 2024
15
1st
Monica's sexy pics are thirst traps to tease other thirst traps in 2024. God bless.
Rated 29 Jan 2014
30
3rd
Hahahahahaha
Rated 28 Dec 2013
57
16th
I'd subtract about 56 points from this in a heartbeat were it not absolute unintentional hilarity.
Rated 20 Sep 2013
8
7th
This will make you so horny you'll start to think about fucking your mum. Watched this for the We Hate Movies podcast
Rated 28 Dec 2012
0
0th
How old are these kids supposed to be? I don't think the Evil Sex-Positive Girl was old enough to have a website like that. This movie was skeezy and alarmist, like the hysteria about Satanic Ritual Abuse except way more midwestern. Ironically the real villain of this movie is the kid's mother, who is so overwrought she just continually shames the kid into self-hatred and maybe suicide? I kind of zoned out when he face-palnted into the pool.
Rated 04 Feb 2012
9
3rd
Internet porn is evil y'all!
Rated 30 Oct 2010
80
57th
One of those 'so bad it's good' movies for me.

Cast & Info

Directed by:

Tom McLoughlin
Tom-McLoughlin
35 total credits
Tom McLoughlin has 35 credits at Criticker, including: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, Sometimes They Come Back, FairyTale: A True Story and One Dark Night

Writers:

Wesley Bishop
Wesley-Bishop
11 total credits
Wesley Bishop has 11 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, The Christmas Shoes, A Child Is Missing, Field of Vision and The Christmas Secret
,
Richard Kletter
Richard-Kletter
13 total credits
Richard Kletter has 13 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, She's Too Young, The Tower and Odd Girl Out

Starring:

Kelly Lynch
Kelly-Lynch
41 total credits
Kelly Lynch (born January 31, 1959) is an American actress. Once a model for the Elite modeling agency, Lynch appeared in the film Drugstore Cowboy which starred Matt Dillon, and the film Road House which starred Patrick Swayze.Lynch was born in Golden Valley, Minnesota, the daughter of Barbara, a modern dancer, and Robert Lynch, a restaurateur. Lynch has been married to producer and writer Mitch Glazer since 1992 and has a daughter, Shane, born 1985, from a previous relationship...(Wikipedia)
,
Jeremy Sumpter
Jeremy-Sumpter
17 total credits
Jeremy Sumpter has 17 credits at Criticker, including: Frailty, Peter Pan, An American Crime, Into the Storm and Excision
,
Lyndsy Fonseca
Lyndsy-Fonseca
27 total credits
Lyndsy Fonseca has 27 credits at Criticker, including: Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass 2, How I Met Your Mother, The Ward and Agent Carter
,
Jake Scott
Jake-Scott
1 total credit
Jake Scott has just 1 credit at Criticker: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
,
Nicole Dicker
Nicole-Dicker
3 total credits
Nicole Dicker has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, Tru Confessions and The Ride
,
Rahnuma Panthaky
Rahnuma-Panthaky
4 total credits
Rahnuma Panthaky has 4 credits at Criticker, including: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, Tru Confessions, Mama Said There'd Be Decades Like These, It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want to and Funeral Day

Genre:

Drama

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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