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Anaconda III: The Offspring

Anaconda III: The Offspring

Anaconda III: The Offspring

2008
Action, Horror
TV Movie
1h 31m
A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness.

Directed by:

Don E. FauntLeRoy
Don-E-FauntLeRoy
9 total credits
Don E. FauntLeRoy has 9 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood, Urban Justice, Mercenary for Justice and Today You Die

Writers:

Nicholas Davidoff
Nicholas-Davidoff
3 total credits
Nicholas Davidoff has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Black Dawn and Vampire in Vegas
,
David C. Olson
David-C-Olson
2 total credits
David C. Olson has 2 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring and Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood

Starring:

John Rhys-Davies
John-Rhys-Davies
111 total credits
John Rhys-Davies (born 5 May 1944) is a Welsh actor and vocal artist. He is perhaps best known for playing the charismatic Arab excavator Sallah in the Indiana Jones films and the dwarf Gimli in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he also voiced the ent, Treebeard. He also played Agent Michael Malone in the 1993 remake of the 1950s television series The Untouchables, Professor Maximillian Arturo in Sliders, King Richard I in Robin of Sherwood...(Wikipedia)
,
David Hasselhoff
David-Hasselhoff
42 total credits
David Hasselhoff has 42 credits at Criticker, including: Click, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Kung Fury, Baywatch and Piranha 3DD
,
Bogdan Uritescu
Bogdan-Uritescu
3 total credits
Bogdan Uritescu has 3 credits at Criticker, including: High Tension, Anaconda III: The Offspring and Cerberus
,
Ryan McCluskey
Ryan-McCluskey
3 total credits
Ryan McCluskey has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, The Marksman and Doctor Who: Dreamland
,
Crystal Allen
Crystal-Allen
5 total credits
Crystal Allen has 5 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood, Ghost Storm, Am I a Serial Killer? and The Stalker Club
,
Patrick Regis
Patrick-Regis
3 total credits
Patrick Regis has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Paintball and Stand Your Ground
,
Anthony Green
Anthony-Green
5 total credits
Anthony Green has 5 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Love Story, Tim Driscoll's Donkey, Last Words and Mighty Cruise Ships
,
Alan O\'Silva
Alan-OSilva
2 total credits
Alan O\'Silva has 2 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring and Countdown
,
Toma Danila
Toma-Danila
1 total credit
Toma Danila has just 1 credit at Criticker: Anaconda III: The Offspring
,
Mihaela Elena Oros
Mihaela-Elena-Oros
1 total credit
Mihaela Elena Oros has just 1 credit at Criticker: Anaconda III: The Offspring
,
Serban Celea
Serban-Celea
4 total credits
Serban Celea has 4 credits at Criticker, including: Dying of the Light, Anaconda III: The Offspring, Second in Command and Shapeshifter

Franchise:

Anaconda

Genres:

Action, Horror

AKA:

Anaconda 3

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Anaconda III: The Offspring

2008
Action, Horror
TV Movie
1h 31m
Avg Percentile 6.5% from 150 total ratings

Ratings & Reviews

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Compact view
Avg Percentile 6.5% from 150 total ratings
Rated 14 Nov 2008
30
2nd
What a bad movie, and what a fake snake, really crap.
Rated 29 Oct 2008
30
18th
It's just so bland. There's nothing entertaining at all in this film at all. The action is crap, the story is crap, the dialog is crap, the CGI is crap and the acting is crap. It's not even hilarious because it's so bad. It's just simply bland on every single level. I can't recommend this for anyone for any reason. Even David "Don't hassle the 'Hoff" Hasslehoff doesn't add anything worthwhile to the film. Completely missable film.
Rated 28 Sep 2011
17
8th
I never thought I'd say this, and I feel deep, burning shame for what I am about to do, but... this movie needed more David Hasselhoff. ...Oh god I just threw up in my brain I'm so sorry please forgive me.
Rated 14 Sep 2009
18
3rd
There's a few places in the movie where suddenly we are treated to flashbacks of things we saw only minutes earlier, as though we might have forgotten "that time that the snake killed those guys". Even better: the character having the flashbacks can recall events she wasn't even present for.
Rated 25 May 2009
20
6th
How does an excellent actor like John Rhys-Davies find such crappy movies to be in. There is not a whole lot good to say about this. Hasselhoff was at least watchable at times. But the CGI ruined this movie. I don't remember seeing any CGI this bad in most movies. And there were several goofs that could easily be pointed out. This is a very lame movie and is one I recommend you stay away from.
Rated 17 May 2009
28
7th
Meh. A couple nice death scenes and The Hoff make it slightly watchable. Like if you're drunk or something. Maybe.
Rated 10 Jan 2009
20
1st
Inconsistent charaters, dodgy special effects and bad acting. So an Anaconda movie then. And there's a B movie ending so the crapitude can continue. I love me some cheese, but this franchise can't even muster Easy Cheese
Rated 21 Dec 2008
5
2nd
HAHA David Hasselhoff !A wful but funny as hell
Rated 12 Jan 2025
40
0th
What a downgrade from the second one. Still watchable but on the bad side of good.
Rated 21 Aug 2021
11
0th
This film has subpar special effects, the snakes mostly look really fake. The script is bad, full of bong characters and bad dialogue. Overall this movie is terrible.
Rated 15 Aug 2021
28
3rd
More potent than GHB but with possibly worse side-effects.
Rated 14 Aug 2021
25
6th
Wow, this was bad, I mean really bad. The CGI sucked the camerawork was a joke. David Hasselhoff was the best thing in it and they didn't do him justice.
Rated 20 Jun 2021
15
3rd
That meme of the guy going ??? ???.
Rated 12 Sep 2015
0
2nd
not interested.
Rated 09 Nov 2014
10
2nd
Caught this on of the movie for men channels. Rating it now, can't believe it is a 2008 movie. Even rating it as a 90's movie it is terrible.
Rated 02 Sep 2013
20
7th
Anaconda 3 is a disaster from start to finish. It makes no sense, it has some of the worst special effects I've seen in a motion picture produced after the turn of the century, it has actors who couldn't care less about the project, and it isn't even entertaining to watch this train wreck occur. It's all so dull that I have no idea why anyone would even think that making it was a good idea.
Rated 10 Mar 2012
5
4th
I don't know which is worse. The IQ of the characters or the special FX. It would be a total zero without the Hoff.
Rated 28 Sep 2011
15
17th
Hilarious CGI, ridiculous plot, awful (or was it awesome?) editing. And like Barthalen, I have to admit, it needed more Hasselhoff. He was pretty cool
Rated 22 Feb 2010
50
13th
A very interesting story line, poorly translated onto film. Could have been so much; too bad.
Rated 13 Dec 2008
10
4th
bad movie

Cast & Info

Directed by:

Don E. FauntLeRoy
Don-E-FauntLeRoy
9 total credits
Don E. FauntLeRoy has 9 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood, Urban Justice, Mercenary for Justice and Today You Die

Writers:

Nicholas Davidoff
Nicholas-Davidoff
3 total credits
Nicholas Davidoff has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Black Dawn and Vampire in Vegas
,
David C. Olson
David-C-Olson
2 total credits
David C. Olson has 2 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring and Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood

Starring:

John Rhys-Davies
John-Rhys-Davies
111 total credits
John Rhys-Davies (born 5 May 1944) is a Welsh actor and vocal artist. He is perhaps best known for playing the charismatic Arab excavator Sallah in the Indiana Jones films and the dwarf Gimli in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he also voiced the ent, Treebeard. He also played Agent Michael Malone in the 1993 remake of the 1950s television series The Untouchables, Professor Maximillian Arturo in Sliders, King Richard I in Robin of Sherwood...(Wikipedia)
,
David Hasselhoff
David-Hasselhoff
42 total credits
David Hasselhoff has 42 credits at Criticker, including: Click, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Kung Fury, Baywatch and Piranha 3DD
,
Bogdan Uritescu
Bogdan-Uritescu
3 total credits
Bogdan Uritescu has 3 credits at Criticker, including: High Tension, Anaconda III: The Offspring and Cerberus
,
Ryan McCluskey
Ryan-McCluskey
3 total credits
Ryan McCluskey has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, The Marksman and Doctor Who: Dreamland
,
Crystal Allen
Crystal-Allen
5 total credits
Crystal Allen has 5 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood, Ghost Storm, Am I a Serial Killer? and The Stalker Club
,
Patrick Regis
Patrick-Regis
3 total credits
Patrick Regis has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Paintball and Stand Your Ground
,
Anthony Green
Anthony-Green
5 total credits
Anthony Green has 5 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring, Love Story, Tim Driscoll's Donkey, Last Words and Mighty Cruise Ships
,
Alan O\'Silva
Alan-OSilva
2 total credits
Alan O\'Silva has 2 credits at Criticker, including: Anaconda III: The Offspring and Countdown
,
Toma Danila
Toma-Danila
1 total credit
Toma Danila has just 1 credit at Criticker: Anaconda III: The Offspring
,
Mihaela Elena Oros
Mihaela-Elena-Oros
1 total credit
Mihaela Elena Oros has just 1 credit at Criticker: Anaconda III: The Offspring
,
Serban Celea
Serban-Celea
4 total credits
Serban Celea has 4 credits at Criticker, including: Dying of the Light, Anaconda III: The Offspring, Second in Command and Shapeshifter

Franchise:

Anaconda

Genres:

Action, Horror

AKA:

Anaconda 3

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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