Baby Geniuses

As a child, I rented this movie, watched it, and thought it was pretty "meh." As an adult, now the movie is 100% uncut nightmare fuel. The humor is a lot of terribly done pop-culture references and hits to the groin, which admittedly I can always get behind. However, the story with its weird cgi talking/ass-kicking "baby geniuses" gimmick is so fascinatingly bad, that the movie can't help but take on a fever dream like quality that just needs to be experienced to be believed.

Chilling. The effects used to make the babies talk and dance and move like little adults will take you on a nightmarish journey deep into the heart of the uncanny valley. One of the finest horror films ever made.

I've seen better infant roles in the movie "Dumplings".

I wonder what brilliant writer sat down at his computer and said, "Man, I've got a great idea for a film! I wonder if Rob Schneider is available!"

I have trouble accepting the fact that this movie exists.

Nightmarish.

This movie is like a fever dream in a bad way.

God, how could someone honestly give this a 80? unless it's on a scale of 1,000 ... which still wouldn't be high enough.

very.... strange movie

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when this was pitched.

No, no, no. A film that shows the degradation of American Cinema.

If the only thing to take from this was the sight of Dee and DeLuise trading barbs, it would already be legendary, but it's kind of amazing that Turner, Cattrall and MacNicol turn in reasonable performances all things considered, while playing against ghoulishly wrong-headed, CGI assisted babies who can... read your thoughts? Strange wtf-eries abound in this kids(?) film that are almost impossible to describe; while this is not a "successful" film in the traditional sense, I admire its moxie.

cute!

I haven't seen this since it came out but I can still remember not giving a shit.

Hardly the worst thing ever made, but for a decently-budgeted Hollywood production? Strong candidate.

Sometimes we gaze into the eyes of an infant and wonder what secrets lie in its precious, innocent little mind. Perhaps babies hold the keys to all life's mysteries, if only we could become more child-like ourselves and understand their messages.

If not even Dom DeLuise can save a picture, you know it is awful.

The man who brought us Black Christmas and A Christmas Story brought us this? Oh, my.

Significantly more watchable than the newer one, and I actually did like this when I was very young.

The only reason the score isn't lower is because I liked this as a kid.

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This is so stupid!

No. Just... No. I gave this movie 1 point for each minute I DIDN'T wish I had my money back.

This is an awful, slightly terrifying film with no redeeming qualities. Welcome to the late 90s, when Christopher Lloyd just stopped giving a shit.

This is what hell looks like.

How cute.

My kids chose this for a mid-afternoon watch. Morons.

No, they're not cute, they're retarded! I'd kill all of them!

Oh jeebus kill me now!

8-year old me loved it. It's so obviously botched looking at it now

14.000

This is a really stupid movie. I LOVE bad movies. But this? This is unwatchably horrible.

This movie is really horrid, but I do get a laugh out of sharing the premise with people who haven't seen it. "Oh yeah, did you know that babies actually hold the secrets of the universe until they're like a year old? And then, once they start to learn how to speak in the language of adults, their brains melt and they become morons."

I had to laugh some, because this POS was so incredibly horrid. Seriously...how can someone make a film that's such a stinker? IDK....

Dom DeLuise and Christopher Lloyd were in this? What the hell were their agents thinking?

A movie about babies knowing the secret of the universe... was there even the slightest chance for this to be good?

FUCK THIS FILM

No. Just, no..

Embarrassingly awful, but I think anyone who calls it the worst ever hasn't seen enough movies.

I never saw such a bad childlike movie how much these.

Lol. I saw this in a dollar theater near my house where they serve food. At least the meal was ok!

Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.

What else can be said about this except it is one of the worst films in the history of cinema. Miserable. Awful. Yick.