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Baby Geniuses

Baby Geniuses

1999
Comedy
Crime
1h 37m
Dr. Elena Kinder and Dr. Heap work for BABYCO, the world's leading manufacturer in baby products. What the public doesn't know, however, is that Dr. Kinder and Dr. Heap are secretly working on cracking the code to "baby talk" which is actually a highly sophisticated language which allows babies to communicate the knowledge of the secrets of the universe with which they are born. Problems arise when Sly, the smartest of the babies, escapes from the lab... (imdb)
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Baby Geniuses

1999
Comedy
Crime
1h 37m
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Avg Percentile 7.3% from 779 total ratings

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Rated 14 Nov 2018
16
5th
As a child, I rented this movie, watched it, and thought it was pretty "meh." As an adult, now the movie is 100% uncut nightmare fuel. The humor is a lot of terribly done pop-culture references and hits to the groin, which admittedly I can always get behind. However, the story with its weird cgi talking/ass-kicking "baby geniuses" gimmick is so fascinatingly bad, that the movie can't help but take on a fever dream like quality that just needs to be experienced to be believed.
Rated 16 Feb 2008
1
10th
Chilling. The effects used to make the babies talk and dance and move like little adults will take you on a nightmarish journey deep into the heart of the uncanny valley. One of the finest horror films ever made.
Rated 23 Sep 2007
0
0th
I've seen better infant roles in the movie "Dumplings".
Rated 26 Jan 2007
10
0th
I have trouble accepting the fact that this movie exists.
Rated 15 Mar 2008
20
2nd
Nightmarish.
Rated 11 Feb 2008
25
13th
I wonder what brilliant writer sat down at his computer and said, "Man, I've got a great idea for a film! I wonder if Rob Schneider is available!"
Rated 29 Oct 2008
0
4th
God, how could someone honestly give this a 80? unless it's on a scale of 1,000 ... which still wouldn't be high enough.
Rated 12 Oct 2018
6
2nd
This movie is like a fever dream in a bad way.
Rated 17 Oct 2007
83
20th
cute!
Rated 28 Nov 2011
20
2nd
8-year old me loved it. It's so obviously botched looking at it now
Rated 07 Jun 2016
30
1st
The only reason the score isn't lower is because I liked this as a kid.
Rated 20 Aug 2022
66
29th
If the only thing to take from this was the sight of Dee and DeLuise trading barbs, it would already be legendary, but it's kind of amazing that Turner, Cattrall and MacNicol turn in reasonable performances all things considered, while playing against ghoulishly wrong-headed, CGI assisted babies who can... read your thoughts? Strange wtf-eries abound in this kids(?) film that are almost impossible to describe; while this is not a "successful" film in the traditional sense, I admire its moxie.
Rated 03 Jun 2021
33
0th
Hardly the worst thing ever made, but for a decently-budgeted Hollywood production? Strong candidate.
Rated 19 Aug 2020
77
70th
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Rated 16 Mar 2008
0
1st
Lol. I saw this in a dollar theater near my house where they serve food. At least the meal was ok!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
14
4th
This is so stupid!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
32
8th
This is a really stupid movie. I LOVE bad movies. But this? This is unwatchably horrible.
Rated 14 Dec 2011
14
0th
14.000
Rated 30 Dec 2008
20
3rd
Dom DeLuise and Christopher Lloyd were in this? What the hell were their agents thinking?
Rated 17 Jun 2022
0
0th
My kids chose this for a mid-afternoon watch. Morons.
Rated 01 Mar 2009
1
6th
How cute.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
63
6th
very.... strange movie
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
5th
What else can be said about this except it is one of the worst films in the history of cinema. Miserable. Awful. Yick.
Rated 15 Sep 2015
90
39th
Sometimes we gaze into the eyes of an infant and wonder what secrets lie in its precious, innocent little mind. Perhaps babies hold the keys to all life's mysteries, if only we could become more child-like ourselves and understand their messages.
Rated 18 Apr 2015
9
0th
I had to laugh some, because this POS was so incredibly horrid. Seriously...how can someone make a film that's such a stinker? IDK....
Rated 07 Jul 2010
65
6th
Significantly more watchable than the newer one, and I actually did like this when I was very young.
Rated 25 Jul 2010
5
2nd
A movie about babies knowing the secret of the universe... was there even the slightest chance for this to be good?
Rated 02 Nov 2017
10
4th
The man who brought us Black Christmas and A Christmas Story brought us this? Oh, my.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
0
1st
Oh jeebus kill me now!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
1st
No. Just... No. I gave this movie 1 point for each minute I DIDN'T wish I had my money back.
Rated 08 Feb 2010
0
2nd
This is what hell looks like.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
2nd
If not even Dom DeLuise can save a picture, you know it is awful.
Rated 16 Mar 2012
0
0th
No. Just, no..
Rated 13 Dec 2007
43
1st
"Hey is this that movie
Rated 06 Jul 2008
35
7th
No, they're not cute, they're retarded! I'd kill all of them!
Rated 12 Dec 2009
0
0th
This is an awful, slightly terrifying film with no redeeming qualities. Welcome to the late 90s, when Christopher Lloyd just stopped giving a shit.
Rated 24 Feb 2010
10
3rd
No, no, no. A film that shows the degradation of American Cinema.
Rated 29 Mar 2011
10
2nd
I haven't seen this since it came out but I can still remember not giving a shit.
Rated 10 Jul 2012
17
1st
Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.
Rated 05 Mar 2007
0
0th
FUCK THIS FILM
Rated 19 Jul 2010
0
0th
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when this was pitched.
Rated 27 Mar 2012
1
2nd
Embarrassingly awful, but I think anyone who calls it the worst ever hasn't seen enough movies.
Rated 21 Sep 2012
5
2nd
This movie is really horrid, but I do get a laugh out of sharing the premise with people who haven't seen it. "Oh yeah, did you know that babies actually hold the secrets of the universe until they're like a year old? And then, once they start to learn how to speak in the language of adults, their brains melt and they become morons."
Rated 07 Jan 2008
10
6th
I never saw such a bad childlike movie how much these.

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