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Just Married
2003
Romance
1h 35m
A happy young couple, Sarah and Tom (Brittany Murphy and Ashton Kutcher) marry against the wishes of Sarah's friends and family and go to Europe for their Honeymoon. Unfortunately for them, Sarah's parents send Sarah's ex-boyfriend Peter Prentis (played by Christian Kane) to break up the happy marriage. (imdb)
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Just Married
2003
Romance
1h 35m
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Rated 30 Jul 2007
0
0th
This movie is why they should make straight marriage illegal.
Rated 30 Jul 2007
Rated 21 Apr 2008
4
8th
I'm sure I said this before but Kutcher's "Kelso" persona is not a good thing for movies
Rated 21 Apr 2008
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
50th
A decent watch if you're sitting home alone with your sweetheart with nothing to do. Not the best romantic comedy out there, but it fits the genre to a "T". Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy show that they have what it takes to make you laugh and cry.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 25 Jan 2017
18
5th
Nice one, PSI--I was literally thinking "I dunno the exact score I should give this, but probably sub-20", and yeah, 18 seems about right. Really terrible. The climactic scene, cliché as it may be, was almost passable as far as those things go, but then they started referencing all the things they went through earlier in the film, reminding the viewer just how dumb Kutcher's character is and just how unfun their relationship's been. Actually a pretty uncomfortable watch.
Rated 25 Jan 2017
Rated 14 Aug 2007
29
17th
Generic love story that gives a few laughs making a better than the bottom of the barrel. Still not very good though.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 24 Feb 2007
77
48th
A genuinely humorous movie about two people on their honeymoon. The flashback style makes it a tad more able to stand on it's own amongst other similar movies although there is nothing too too novel here.
Rated 24 Feb 2007
Rated 08 Aug 2009
2
48th
Probably the most aggravating couple I've ever seen.
Rated 08 Aug 2009
Rated 13 Oct 2009
90
69th
One of my fave girlie love movies. Very human and funny.
Rated 13 Oct 2009
Rated 12 Feb 2010
69
31st
there were some parts that really made me laugh and many others that were still funny, its gets points for that.
Rated 12 Feb 2010
Rated 13 Feb 2009
0
5th
Utter trash, I wish Kutcher would make the move to drama because I think Butterfly effect was the only movie I've ever liked him in.
Rated 13 Feb 2009
Rated 31 Jul 2009
9
7th
There really are worse films out there and a score of 9 is probably a bit harsh... but Kutcher is just so fucking awful.
Rated 31 Jul 2009
Rated 19 Sep 2010
59
48th
ger; [Voll verheiratet]; ein frisch verheiratetes paar reist in die flitterwochen und dort bemerken sie ihre gegensätze, zu allem überfluss kommt noch ihr ex-freund vorbei und will die ehe zerstören.;
Rated 19 Sep 2010
Rated 04 Mar 2009
10
9th
Douches in Europe.
Rated 04 Mar 2009
Rated 02 Sep 2022
63
24th
George Gaynes deserved a better, more substantive send-off than this... Actually, a much better film than expected, with Kutcher and Murphy sharing a nice chemistry and showing a certain deft touch for pratfalling (the opening airport sequence is legitimately well done). Collapses into a muddle as it progresses, as the film cannot decide if it wants to focus on escalating slapstick, or a tired romantic triangle subplot; while trying for both, it satisfies neither.
Rated 02 Sep 2022
Rated 19 Oct 2010
15
21st
"Brings to mind a sitcom family sitting around the couch reminiscing via a lazy clip montage." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 19 Oct 2010
Rated 07 Jan 2011
5
0th
Destructive.
Rated 07 Jan 2011
Rated 11 Sep 2011
10
4th
unwatchably stupid.
Rated 11 Sep 2011
Rated 23 Nov 2011
15
1st
Romantic comedy schlock of the most basic form.
Rated 23 Nov 2011
Rated 12 Jan 2012
10
13th
Ashton Kutcher is one unfunny idiot. Perfectly chosen to star in this movie though! What a crap movie
Rated 12 Jan 2012
Rated 05 Feb 2012
12
10th
Ashton Kutcher('s character in this film) is a terrible husband and human being. At every opportunity he demonstrates he is selfish, insecure, ignorant or stupid. There is a list a mile long of all the terrible things he does to his new wife including ditching her on their honeymoon to watch a sports game, and yet after it all, after she dumps him, he wins her back not by swearing to be a better husband but with "who knows what the future will hold, i'm going to love you anyway!" and it works!
Rated 05 Feb 2012
Rated 26 Feb 2012
25
5th
This movie has one thing going for it: Brittany Murphy being very attractive.
Rated 26 Feb 2012
Rated 01 Mar 2012
16
5th
Boring schlock. I'm just gonna say it, I'm glad Brittney Murphy died.
Rated 01 Mar 2012
Rated 02 Apr 2012
100
51st
very funny 10 out of 10
Rated 02 Apr 2012
Rated 23 Feb 2013
65
61st
Surprisingly pretty funny but still not that great.
Rated 23 Feb 2013
Rated 02 Jun 2014
30
33rd
Too standardized romance comedy where the ruined moments is the storyline and consequences rarely matter. The European portion felt too much like coming out of the 80s without updating the comedy and everything felt a little too obnoxious to be funny. A few laughs here and there, but hardly a top notch movie of it's genre.
Rated 02 Jun 2014
Rated 07 Aug 2017
25
6th
Painfully trite romcom wastes the two leads in a pointless random events plot.
Rated 07 Aug 2017
Rated 11 Aug 2017
60
42nd
Fairly well made comedy which keeps the flow moving along consistently. Murphy is just so cute here and Kutcher is tolerable. There is some pretty good laughs with their every thing that can go wrong will theme.
Rated 11 Aug 2017
Rated 25 Feb 2020
80
55th
BRITTANY MURPHY
Rated 25 Feb 2020
Rated 01 Nov 2020
17
5th
Movie-makers Levy and Harper are not done anything good before Just Married was played on the screens. Unfortunately for viewers, this movie is not any good either. There's no chemistry between two lead actors. Maybe that was meant to be so. Stupid jokes.
Rated 01 Nov 2020
Rated 17 Jun 2021
20
2nd
One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.
Rated 17 Jun 2021
Rated 12 Jul 2021
70
53rd
Ilovethemlol+finallyrevealedhecausedherdogdeath-sheliedaboutnotbanginguy/rightaftermetA+bothdidntcheatbutthinkdid+madehimgetanalsearched:P
Rated 12 Jul 2021
Rated 26 Feb 2022
60
44th
A damn hilarious film throughout, some characters could be changed to be more normal instead of just stupid
Rated 26 Feb 2022
Rated 14 Aug 2007
53
24th
Depending on your tolerance for such material, JUST MARRIED will range anywhere from pleasantly funny to abysmally annoying, so the enjoyment you receive mostly depends on you. For me, it provides a momentary diversion from the doldrums of life, instantly forgettable once it's over.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
51st
I'm still trying to get my husband to watch it, I doubt he will. Typical date movie, I, of course, loved it!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
12th
Good for one, maybe two laughs. Fast forward through the rest.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
39
3rd
Cute, but pedestrian. It's a string of ideas of what bad and funny things could happen on a honeymoon. Then, when it comes time to end the movie, they wrap things up with the subtlety of a baseball bat to the face.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
8th
I honestly believe that I could write, direct, and produce a better movie than this. By myself. Starring only myself.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
14th
as far as mainstream comedies go, this one sucks
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
6
55th
I really don't mind this movie. My only problem is: who the fuck would even consider cheating on Brittany Murphy?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
65th
pretty funny
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
6th
Cna they survive the honeymoon? The better question is: Can we survive the mediocrity?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
59
18th
Pretty dumb, but almost watchable thanks to the leads.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
29
6th
It's all too gimmicky to seem original at all. Utter crapulence!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
3rd
Other than the great backdrops in Europe, this film pretty much sucks...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
3rd
Has some humor.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
6th
Dumb and charmless.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
98
82nd
Wow, this movie was extraordinarily well thought out. Everything was romantic and bursting with hilarity.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 29 Jan 2009
100
80th
i wanna go to vegas....
Rated 29 Jan 2009
Rated 08 Oct 2007
40
27th
Some parts does you laugh, but in the general one it is very bad.
Rated 08 Oct 2007
Rated 20 Jan 2008
67
39th
A decently okay comedy for the two stars. Nothing great.
Rated 20 Jan 2008
Rated 11 Feb 2008
39
21st
Ashton Kutcher is not the next big thing.
Rated 11 Feb 2008
Rated 20 Jun 2008
8
1st
Divorce yourself from the TV if this comes on.
Rated 20 Jun 2008
Rated 29 Jul 2008
15
3rd
The only decent line in the whole flick was "We're goin to the HoJo's, hunny."
Rated 29 Jul 2008
Rated 05 Nov 2008
78
73rd
pretty good movie. its good if you like comedys
Rated 05 Nov 2008
Rated 27 Dec 2008
19
1st
Thought this would be a fun movie to watch with the girlfriend. I was wrong.
Rated 27 Dec 2008
Rated 15 Jan 2009
60
18th
Ashton Kutcher is a stereotype!
Rated 15 Jan 2009
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