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Hitch

2005
Romance, Comedy
1h 58m
In this sophisticated romantic comedy, Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary - and deliberately anonymous - New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara, a gossip columnist who is on to him.

Hitch

2005
Romance, Comedy
1h 58m
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Rated 05 Jun 2010
2
4th
"In this sophisticated romantic comedy" HAHAHHAHHAHA
Rated 14 Jul 2008
4
35th
Will Smith is so white.
Rated 06 May 2016
78
39th
Not as awful as it could have been, and it has some genuinely funny moments, but the ultimate "love has no rules!" message is so moronic that it singlehandedly sours the whole thing.
Rated 07 Jul 2020
75
69th
Predictable romcom But I did actually think it was funny without being overly nauseating and I think James and Smith makes good comedy pairing
Rated 14 Mar 2011
50
43rd
C++ code rating: HitchRating=(HahaFunnys-AsalreadySeeninTrailer) - formulaicScript + WillSmithCharm
Rated 25 Jun 2007
60
24th
Entertaining because of Will Smith and his interactions with Kevin James.
Rated 03 Oct 2010
50
23rd
Actually exceeded my very low expectations. In fact, I would say I liked the majority of it. The comedy was pretty consistent, and while it provided no real gut busters it made me laugh genuinely more often than not. The concept was original and done decently well. My only real concern came with the incredibly corny ending. I'm not saying it couldn't have a happy ending, I just would have preferred it to not be nearly as schmaltzy as it was.
Rated 30 May 2009
70
70th
Not bad comedy. Good story for me and the acting was decent. The last minute was incredible funny with Eva Mendes and Kevin James.
Rated 03 Aug 2008
40
6th
I can't remember if I watched the whole thing. I sincerely hope not.
Rated 29 Nov 2006
17
11th
This didn't even have a message, and was a preposterously bad film.
Rated 22 Aug 2009
95
80th
It's about time the multiplex features a romantic comedy with a multi-cultural cast. As a New Jersean, I can honestly say Hitch did for New York what Pretty Woman did for Rodeo Drive. The city is appealing, the premise is intriguing and the acting quite wonderful. Only lovelorn prudes that have no hope of a great sex life could hate this movie.
Rated 07 Oct 2008
71
41st
Ok the first 75 minutes of this is not too good. But things turn during the speed dating scene. Will Smith actually makes me laugh during this scene, which surprised both myself and my date. I was almost embarrassed. I really didn't care too much for KJ overall, but he did a fair job depicting his character. Will really flips the script at the end of this movie, and really made me think. Maybe a love doctor isn't that bad of a thing. I can't say for sure that my date agreed with me.
Rated 19 Mar 2007
71
52nd
Amazing how Will Smith's charisma and charm can carry such a lite piece of fluff. But he does it, turning this would-be forgettable romance into a major blockbuster. Plus, you can't take your eyes off Eva Mendes, or the funny antics of average Joe's lame brother Kevin James.
Rated 27 Sep 2020
70
37th
Enjoyable rom-com is a little too overlong and ungainly to be truly memorable, but putters along good naturedly enough on the combined good-will and chemistry of its stars - Smith and James particularly make a terrific comic team and a whole film built around their burgeoning relationship may have worked much better. As it is, it feels too cluttered and distracted at times following its multiple story threads, ultimately feeling too bloated during the home stretch.
Rated 26 Jan 2010
0
0th
Just say no
Rated 10 Jul 2007
24
12th
I can't tell you how rare it is for me to rate a film badly on how outlandish its premise and arguments are, but well, here's one of those very instances.
Rated 05 Oct 2011
79
29th
Hitch is predictable but Smith is fun to watch. It's also one of Keven James' best performances today. Not bad or boring and it's entertaining for it's cast.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
56th
Not a bad romantic comedy for the year it was released.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
69
20th
Oh Will you charm the pants off of me, you obrasive negro you!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
76th
Will Smith is charming, intelligent and accident prone as Hitch, the "date doctor." He plays the game well, as does co-star Eva Mendes, which makes for a fun film experience.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
14th
Too predictable, not worth a second glance.
Rated 02 Jan 2012
3
3rd
Vacuous, insulting, shallow, worthless nonsense. Absolutely one of the worst movies I have had the displeasure to not even bother watching to the end.
Rated 24 Oct 2012
30
6th
you want to see formulaic? try this: black people are cool, fat people are funny, hot women are desperately single and rich white women only want to find their soulmate. while i do get the sense behind this predictable feel-good crap, and know what to expect by genre's standards, this was still SO fucking lazy. if i ever meet a person that talks fondly of this movie, i'm going to go clockwork orange on them, make 'em watch it over and over until it evokes the same urge to regurgitate i had.
Rated 12 Dec 2010
15
6th
What a formulaic load of crap even for Hollywood standards: The sleek love guru is of course deep down a good guy and is really just looking for true love bla bla bla. And as if that isn't enough it all ends with a big, happy dance number (!). I'd be much more interested in the alternative version featuring a brutally selfish pickup artist deliberately seducing hundreds of random women while enjoying his independence and freedom. Perhaps ending with a nice, over-the-top orgie. Just a suggestion.
Rated 20 Jul 2009
2
0th
God do I hate stuff like this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
7th
This movie wasn't funny, but it did manage to put me to sleep.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
9th
Will Smith, romantic comedy. God why did I even bother with this?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
78th
Funny and easy on the eyes! Definitly recommend!
Rated 19 Jul 2011
69
39th
Despite Hitch's predictability, Will Smith and Kevin James win praise for their solid, warmhearted performances.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
7th
This is a huge steaming pile of cock-suckery.
Rated 03 Oct 2014
4
22nd
Hitch is a simple but likeable film with fun performances from Will Smith, Kevin James and Eva Mendes. As rom coms go this is watchable for blokes but without Will Smith this film would have lacked mass appeal and it would have probably gone unnoticed. The concept is formulaic and predictable but Hitch has a feel good vibe and it exceeded my low expectations.
Rated 25 Jul 2010
70
41st
Will Smith's funny and charismatic performance saves it from being another failure at a romantic comedy.
Rated 27 Jun 2014
92
75th
It has that romantic story that is simple but very enjoyable, it has lots of original ideas and above all it's a laugh out loud comedy that kept me laughing throughout the film. What else is there to say, I had a great time watching it. It does have some shallowness here and there sure, but that hardly diminished the fun.
Rated 19 Mar 2008
80
80th
great comedy with a new storyline and kevin james at his best
Rated 10 Nov 2012
95
90th
A very light film which leaves good mood in the heart and mind.
Rated 30 Nov 2006
69
31st
Pretty funny actually. Liked it.
Rated 11 Dec 2006
75
69th
Great actors, awesome storyline... excellent delivery... no complaints
Rated 23 Feb 2021
68
65th
Quite an enjoyable film. I liked Will Smith's acting in this one. He just seemde to be in the right spot in this film. Quite a lot of cheesy humor which I like.
Rated 19 Jun 2011
12
6th
Dumb idea for a movie.
Rated 22 Mar 2009
80
62nd
Anything Will Smith does is gold.
Rated 28 Feb 2007
70
24th
A comedy about a guy who's job is to help other guys succeed at dating. It's an ok film to watch on a date or something but there's not too much behind this one.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
68
38th
This comedy is both charming and clever, it just never really amounts to anything special like a lot of past comedies in the same vain. It's well acted and well written and easy to watch.
Rated 21 Aug 2009
65
8th
Decent for a Comedy Romance, the genre is not my type though.
Rated 01 Apr 2009
86
70th
Funny
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
22nd
Only mildly funny. Fans of Will Smith will like it. I am not one of those fans.
Rated 19 Jan 2011
50
11th
"Match maker, match maker, make me a match." Will Smith stars in "Hitch" as a match-maker. This means that he gets people together. But, surprisingly, Hitch is single! Can't have that, can we? "Hitch" is standard Hollywood fare. It's not bad, but its utter lack of quality or risk-taking makes it much worse than it needs to be.
Rated 20 Aug 2009
55
30th
Eh, it was a little funny, for being a comedy from the 2000s...
Rated 27 Apr 2012
70
59th
Underrated and very funny movie about the two sexes and how any man can sweep a woman off her feet. Smith is charming and Mendes is likeable, with James providing many laughs in his supporting role. Although things turn out on the formulaic and predictable side, this is a cute movie with smart characters who want to think with their mind, but love from the heart is much stronger. It's a pleasant surprise.
Rated 11 Sep 2011
95
90th
One of the best of the genre, Will Smith at his most dazzlingly charming. Engaging, funny, rapid fire and well crafted Holywod rom com. Absolutely beauitful blend of absurd and sincere. Literally helped me to get over a relationship by thinking, yeah, if there are guys like Hitch's sweet and attentive clients out there, guys like the charming Hitch himself, why bother with this wishy washy jerk I'm wasting time with? Did the same for a friend of mine. Contemporary romance at its most amusing!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
61st
Surprisingly good.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
5th
A dramatic overusage of cliches about love. No Will, NO!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
91
54th
I think it is a pretty funny movie. On of the best comedies of the year in my opinion.
Rated 06 Aug 2021
65
32nd
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Rated 16 Jan 2011
84
61st
Funny movie
Rated 14 Aug 2007
47
20th
Kevin James was the saving grace of this turd.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
67
29th
Romantic Comedies and Smith don't mix, stick an Alien or a Robot in there, then we have a movie!
Rated 28 Oct 2017
90
64th
This is a romantic comedy. Hitch isn't trying to be thought provoking or redefine the genre. It is a somewhat formulaic rom com with all the pros and cons that entails. Understanding this, I thought it was a funny movie. Perhaps odd for a movie like this, I thought the interactions between Smith and James made the movie more than the romantic relationships. Even then the relationship with Smith wasn't quite as enjoyable as James' was, even if it was the more absurd one. Still a fun movie though.
Rated 25 Jan 2009
3
3rd
I made up my mind that I don't like watching Will Smith act.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
74
40th
One of a handful if romantic comedies I don't hate.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
11th
Not as funny as i thought it would be but stilla good film that doesn't require loads of concentration
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
51st
An interesting role to see Will Smith in. I thought this movie had some good ideas about how relationships work. I think it goes to show that noone can be an expert. (I'm sure there are some predictable cheesey romantic movie cliches in here though).
Rated 20 Jan 2009
82
44th
I like this one. Will Smith is, as always, very smooth and very cool and funny. It's a nice movie to watch with your girlfriend. Chances are you'll get laid. And when you watch it all alone without a girlfriend you'll regain a sparkle of hope of finding the one.
Rated 14 Sep 2008
70
16th
Not as bad as I thought, surprisingly. I love Eva in this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
50th
I thought this was just too funny. I love the people in the movie, so that might be part of it, but it was still cute!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
82nd
One of the few top-notch romantic comedies of the past 10 years. Will Smith is captured at the top of his game in this hilarious, sensitive take on modern dating/relationships. He's got game to give, but, as this film shows, it's easier said than done.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
52
34th
Worth it for Kevin James.
Rated 29 Jun 2024
51
30th
Mediocre film that doesnt blow fresh air to romantic comedy genre. Weak script and the cast didnt act together very well. But it was great way to fill cast and crew members pockets with lots of cash. Enough said.
Rated 18 Jan 2009
80
67th
Will Smith is a great actor. I like anything he is in.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
29th
Eh. Funny in a few places but just sad overall
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
35th
cute .. couple parts had me crackin up
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
53rd
charming and enjoyable
Rated 13 Jul 2009
82
60th
I always did think Will was a ladies man.
Rated 28 Mar 2009
89
59th
I love this movie, it's funny and actually has a pretty decent story.
Rated 12 Sep 2008
20
13th
bad movie
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
21st
Not real funny, kinda sad that Will Smith sucked in this.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
66th
This is a lot funnier than it should have been, thanks to the Kevin James dance scene.
Rated 30 Jun 2009
0
4th
I love how everybody has so little to say about this. It's understandable. ''Dis is Man, Dis be Wo-man''...
Rated 28 Feb 2010
48
42nd
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute, how perfect. This is so predictable
Rated 12 Aug 2008
45
34th
Will Smith, you are cute, but not cute enough to pull this off.
Rated 15 Aug 2007
65
45th
It was cute for a romantic comedy. I would have been much more satisfied if Hitch didn't have a love-interest.
Rated 21 Aug 2007
40
41st
ok
Rated 30 Aug 2007
30
7th
Oh Romantic Comedies how i despise all that you stand for! This felt about three hours longer than it was.
Rated 07 Jul 2010
80
58th
Just about the only romantic-comedy I can say I like. Will Smith is just awesome.
Rated 05 May 2012
55
24th
Am I allowed to rank this if only time I saw it, it was dubbed into a language I didn't understand?
Rated 28 Nov 2007
54
33rd
Boring, bland, and predictable tripe
Rated 10 Dec 2007
73
44th
Very good fun! I was very, very, very suprised how film with such bad description turn to be quite good.
Rated 30 Dec 2007
50
3rd
Boooring!
Rated 07 Jan 2013
55
35th
5+ pretty good
Rated 06 Jun 2010
0
1st
shite
Rated 07 Jan 2010
40
13th
Another mediocre romcom
Rated 02 Nov 2008
90
90th
The comedy. You have to watch it. With your girl friend ,an attendance,in a mixed group. No more details. You'd a mood journey and you want to destress. Plus Eva Mendes and the One but scientologist Will Smith
Rated 23 Oct 2008
95
78th
A great romantic comdedy great for any date.
Rated 09 Feb 2008
2
13th
STOP DOING MEDIOCRE MOVIES WILL SMITH.
Rated 16 Feb 2008
50
19th
Eva Mendes saves this from getting 20 out of 100.
Rated 12 Mar 2008
39
15th
It seemed like a bad idea for a movie, but I must admit it started out well. The first 15-20 minutes were quite cool, in fact. But my goodness does the rest of the film fall back on beyond-cliched plot elements. And don't even get me started on the stereotypes it relies on, though they conveniently don't have stereotyped protagonists. It's a rather insulting movie in fact.
Rated 28 Dec 2012
18
7th
The only thing going for this "comedy" about men and women being hideous to one another in the name of "romance" is that it doesn't have Kate Hudson in it.
Rated 02 Nov 2008
30
14th
Will Smith as, Will Smith!
Rated 18 Apr 2012
80
15th
One of only a few of Will Smith movies that I didn't really like... something was missing... Oh I know.. a story... it sucked.
Rated 04 May 2008
50
22nd
Will Smith is annoying in this movie, and Eva Mendes cannot act very well, but I do enjoy Kevin James.
Rated 02 Jun 2008
62
56th
Enjoyable movie with a moral.

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