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Date Movie

Date Movie

2006
Romance
Comedy
1h 23m
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Avg Percentile 8.33% from 2093 total ratings

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Rated 26 Mar 2008
0
0th
6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; 6:13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
Rated 02 Oct 2019
20
2nd
Watching this with your significant other while on a date is now legally considered grounds for divorce.
Rated 28 Mar 2009
0
0th
And the worst thing is, there is no antidote. A good enough film has never been made.
Rated 25 Jun 2008
1
5th
Bad movies are one thing; there are thousands. But Aaron & Jason transcend this paltry label of "bad" and commit active, malicious hate crimes against the genre of comedy. May God have mercy on their souls.
Rated 27 Feb 2008
0
0th
Will someone please kill Aaron Seltzer?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
2nd
At best, a mostly unfunny comedy, and at worst, the most degrading and downright offensive experience ever put on celluloid. Despite branching out into spoofing a different genre, Friedberg and Seltzer have created a far more frightening experience than any of the movies they parodied in Scary Movie. Date Movie stinks so bad, you'll have the urge to light a match in the theater.
Rated 17 Nov 2009
0
3rd
Probably the worst movie I ever saw. The only movie I've ever walked out of. 20 minutes of stupidity and enuendo was all I could stand, and I can only think that I should have left sooner. If you're amused by gutter humor and trash, this might be worth pirating. But for money, it's not worth the plastic disc it was printed on.
Rated 29 Dec 2007
1
1st
Absolutely horrid. While claiming to spoof the romantic comedy genre, in fact what it does it rip off scenes from various movies instead replacing any aspect of quality with unfunny gross out humour. I'll admit the scene with the cat on the bog made me snigger, but that's it. The rest was just a total embarrassment and is devoid of quality in all respects.
Rated 27 Mar 2008
1
1st
I'm going to make a movie called Movie Movie Movie, which will consist of a man in a gorilla costume throwing pies at empty space while screeching racial slurs in Russian for 100 minutes. It would be at least twice as funny as this and its ilk.
Rated 11 Feb 2009
0
5th
I like how this movie credits Seltzer and Friedberg as "writers" as if they actually "wrote" something for this flick. I for one don't consider throwing pop culture references and someone else's characters into a blender writing.
Rated 22 Feb 2008
3
0th
Overdone jokes all thrown together. they decided to have a guy dressed up as owen wilson show up occassionally and say, "hey, am I too late to crash this wedding." That was the joke. get it? Cause he was in that movie Wedding Crashers. GET IT?
Rated 23 Jun 2008
0
4th
I almost had to move this score up a few points after Friedberg/Seltzer only got worse (Epic Movie) and worse again (Meet The Spartans) from here, but in the end, a one is just too high a score.
Rated 24 Jun 2007
0
0th
This movie is a clusterfuck of unfunny that you can't begin to imagine without witnessing. But seriously, Don't.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
0
1st
Hell hath no torture worse than this movie
Rated 25 Mar 2015
0
0th
Terrible film.
Rated 18 Dec 2012
0
0th
Date? Yes...Movie? Surely NO...
Rated 25 Feb 2009
0
1st
This is very bad. Incredibly bad. Who likes that? Not funny at any time.
Rated 29 Apr 2009
5
0th
The only thing saving this movie from a lower rating: Uwe Boll The fact that it has a commentary track from critics deriding the movie throughout.
Rated 05 Feb 2011
97
81st
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Rated 19 Mar 2008
20
4th
I liked it better when theses movies were called Naked Gun.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
3
0th
So unbelievably bad it's almost interesting.
Rated 19 Mar 2008
15
0th
Better than Meet the Spartans. But it still sucks big time.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
0th
Don't waste your time.
Rated 05 Aug 2010
2
8th
Amazingly flexible fat women looking for love. had a lot of potential - but then what do expect from the people who made scary movie. I should have thought about it before watching
Rated 28 Jul 2009
0
0th
I couldn't bare to watch more than 20 minutes. And I even wonder how I managed to watch it that long!
Rated 09 May 2009
50
13th
What a strange comedy. The first 3 minutes I laughed 4 times with that fat lady but then the jokes were really bad and some of them were really disgusting.
Rated 25 Nov 2023
65
28th
Well, I laughed! It’s pretty much all that can be said for this scattershot and inconsistent spoof – Jinxers the cat steals this one, especially during the thunderous scatological digressions, as well as an unexpectedly amusing PRETTY WOMAN spoof, though even the best sequences are weakened somewhat by a tendency to hammer the punchline relentlessly. Shout out to stalwarts Willard and Coolidge whose spin on the Fockers may well best Hoffman and Streisand!
Rated 18 Aug 2012
9
3rd
Awful and Eddie griffin is awful.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
1st
Horrible! H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E! I love spoof movies, it's one of my favourite genres, but this one sucked it hard. I actually had to shut it off half way through because I needed to do something else besides watch it. To quote Maddox, "I've pissed patterns in the snow more coherent than this".
Rated 25 Mar 2021
9
0th
I've watched many bad parodies in my life, and I know how one has to lower their expectations and turn their brain off in order to consume that type of media. But Date Movie managed to be an absolute offence to comedy regardless. Some unfunny comedies have jokes that leave you bland faced, but this movie's jokes leave you frowning and wincing in pain and anger. It's not even worth checking out to see how bad it is. I gave it points only because it gave jobs to a film crew.
Rated 21 Apr 2007
0
6th
Not even a real movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
0th
Immature childish humor. Might have been funny when I was 6 years old, but when it's geared at adults, hence the [R] rating, it's a failure of a movie.
Rated 13 Jan 2011
20
5th
Just....no. Definitely no.
Rated 02 Oct 2010
10
1st
"Hilarious."
Rated 20 Jul 2009
1
11th
Believe it or not I actually DID watch this--I'm not just giving it a negative review due to its reputation. I saw it on TV, and yes, it's terrible.
Rated 08 Feb 2008
20
10th
fffffffffffffffffff
Rated 20 Nov 2012
0
0th
Unfunny, effortless, stupid, tasteless, nonsensical, garbage.
Rated 18 Jul 2010
0
0th
Appalling.
Rated 09 Mar 2009
0
0th
Ultra Ultra Ultra!!!
Rated 01 Dec 2007
0
1st
crap
Rated 11 Oct 2010
10
0th
Excrement.
Rated 09 Mar 2007
70
24th
A semi-entertaining spoof of date movies, but just as is with teh scary movies it goes a little over the top.
Rated 02 Jun 2008
59
14th
Bad acting and bad spoofing.
Rated 18 Apr 2009
28
0th
The worst part is that $84,000,000 worth of brain cells were assassinated during this pile of poop's theatrical run.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
17
11th
Bad Stupid.
Rated 21 Mar 2007
2
0th
One of the worst movies.
Rated 19 Jan 2007
0
0th
THe worst movie ever
Rated 25 Mar 2007
7
0th
How do you spoof comedies? I don't know, but this attempt was the kind of torture you would expect to be used in a 'Saw' film.
Rated 06 Nov 2023
20
11th
J'aime bien Alyson Willow Hannigan, et c'était marrant de la voir se donner à fond dans ce délire grotesque. Elle est la seule qualité du film, qui accumule les scènes littéralement dégueulasses.
Rated 15 Jul 2013
37
3rd
Genuinely awful, but Gandalf getting kicked in the nuts got a giggle.
Rated 01 Jun 2010
33
13th
All the appeal of a varucca and about as funny
Rated 02 Jan 2010
10
0th
Terrible waste of my time.
Rated 15 Jun 2012
1
1st
Fuck you
Rated 24 Mar 2010
3
0th
I couldn't watch more than 10 minutes... truly horrific
Rated 02 May 2007
8
7th
Boasts one good joke and is hellbent on running it into the ground and that's the good news.
Rated 25 May 2024
65
39th
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Rated 18 Feb 2008
20
7th
I'm a lowbrow humor gal (I thought Scary Movie 4 was hilarious) and I'm telling you this is shit. The jokes are awful and every chubby girl will be offended by the Shallow Hal parody. Don't expect the get lucky with (or a laugh from) this movie.
Rated 03 Nov 2007
0
5th
Very bad movie!!!
Rated 04 Mar 2009
10
9th
Could have done without it.
Rated 15 Jul 2007
0
0th
2/6 of the writers of scary movie X 0 (talent of people involved) = Date Movie
Rated 29 Jan 2009
5
3rd
8-000
Rated 12 Nov 2009
5
3rd
You know you've got an utterly worthless film when the best part is a cat taking a shit.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
0th
At no point in the course of this movie did I even begin to crack a smile. It's painfully unfunny and can't even be enjoyed on a camp level. Any attempt at humor is simply awkward and embarrassing. So much so that I would have been less humiliated if someone walked in on me watching gay porn.
Rated 26 Aug 2013
38
2nd
38.000
Rated 18 Aug 2007
11
1st
Alyson Hannigan can't even help this painful attempt at comedy.
Rated 15 Apr 2014
10
4th
When asked by a counselor to expound upon her and her husband's sex life, Julia quips, "I can't do that. It's a PG-13 rated movie. We're limited to very mild sexual content." That's possibly the funniest line of the movie--it's certainly the most absurd. Laughing at the most memorable scenes from recent romantic comedies is one thing; simply re-enacting those scenes and dousing them with even raunchier sight gags and jokes is just boring and foul. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 26 Jul 2009
35
5th
Bad
Rated 26 Jun 2010
20
4th
very close to the bottom of the list of worst spoof films fuck you scary movie
Rated 18 Jul 2010
10
3rd
Was Alyson Hannigan really this unemployed :(
Rated 23 Feb 2008
52
7th
I was really looking forward to seeing this when it came out because I looked at it as being another "Not Another Teen Movie", but it didn't come close. It was more like a Scary Movie 8.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
0th
LITERALLY unwatchable. I downloaded an illegal cam copy of it and made it about 10 minutes in. I couldn't even tell the video was next to unwatchable in recording quality, because I was too busy thanking God that it was made as such.
Rated 18 Jun 2012
50
8th
Top badass moment? Well there isn't one. Well maybe Carmen Electra being covered in King Kong snot is, but that's in the deleted scenes so I'm not sure it counts. I've no idea why it's badass anyway, but she's wearing a leopard-print bikini so who cares? 6 cats (and 2 pretend ones) and no decapitations. Cute, especially the grey one, but I have to say the puppet cats are vile. It's like watching some sort of cat-Frankenstein movie. Listen up Hollywood. Cats. On. Toilets. Farting. Aren't. Funny.
Rated 12 Feb 2010
0
0th
Nothing funny about this at all. It's a cash in on the whole genre parody craze. Everyone involved should have been publicly flogged.
Rated 04 Oct 2008
3
7th
Why would anyone waste their time with this unfunny piece of garbage is beyond me.
Rated 26 Sep 2009
10
2nd
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Rated 01 Oct 2008
60
46th
Less romance, more a comedy. Not as funny other spoof movies, but it could be worse
Rated 10 Oct 2009
40
8th
It was just a farce, nothing original in th film
Rated 09 Sep 2011
3
0th
Can't believe I watched this shit.
Rated 29 Mar 2011
20
3rd
Made with little effort.
Rated 06 Apr 2014
20
1st
If it has Movie in the title that's a mark of quality. Not GOOD quality.
Rated 18 Aug 2009
0
0th
I paid to see this movie with my future wife...it was her choice, but I married her anyway. Due to this movie and all the others Seltzer and Friedberg have shit out of their no-talent & humorless asses, I want nothing more in my life than to hunt them down and skin them Predator-like. You know what? If I filmed it, made some stupid fart jokes, hired some Z-list actors to stand around and be unfunny and released it in theaters, it would still be 100 times better than anything they've ever done.
Rated 19 Oct 2010
15
21st
"The whole thing unravels like a long night of Trivial Pursuit." - Paul Schrodt
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
35th
standard spoof movie, the best scene is the dance number at the beginning.
Rated 08 Mar 2009
25
3rd
Slightly more bearable than Epic Move. But only slightly.
Rated 23 Oct 2008
75
45th
Alright movie.
Rated 19 Aug 2009
20
9th
The "Hot Shots" of the next millennium
Rated 29 Sep 2009
5
0th
I was unable to endure this for longer than the first 15 horrible minutes. This movie is so bad that it isn't even funny.
Rated 20 Dec 2010
39
6th
38.500
Rated 27 Jun 2008
14
8th
bad movie
Rated 04 Aug 2008
0
0th
What Shmendrek said
Rated 13 Sep 2021
10
1st
I hated this even as a teenager. How has humanity let Hollywood get away with producing such garbage?
Rated 18 Jan 2009
60
14th
These parody movies are getting old.
Rated 04 Apr 2008
5
0th
Really terrible date rape date movie joke here.
Rated 20 Jul 2009
20
0th
Please make it and all like it stop.
Rated 02 Oct 2014
12
0th
Just when you think this movie couldn't get any worse, it sinks to new lows of awfulness
Rated 14 Aug 2007
13
22nd
this movie is a dull!
Rated 03 Jan 2009
5
1st
One of the worst movies ever made.
Rated 26 Feb 2008
0
1st
I thought nothing could top Scary Movie for sheer awfulness, but this manages it. I switched it off before the end of the first scene. Utter, utter trash
Rated 26 Jul 2010
12
4th
As stupid and ridiculous as spoof movies can get
Rated 02 Jan 2018
30
8th
I could go on and on about how terrible this movie is. I'm not blind to that fact. That being said. I do consider this one of my guilty pleasure films. Given that I saw it before I was old enough to recognize its stupidity. Date Movie can still make me laugh despite my very best intentions as a serious movie lover.

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