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Men in Black II

Men in Black II

2002
Comedy
Sci-fi
1h 28m
For Agent J, it is another day at the office, monitoring all alien activity on Earth. One day, J receives a report of an unauthorized landing of an alien spacecraft near New York. J investigates and realizes he is going to need help and decides to bring back K.
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Men in Black II

2002
Comedy
Sci-fi
1h 28m
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Rated 14 Feb 2012
18
1st
I rented this. My wife has never let me forget that. Even I have doubts about my abilities to pick a movie after this one.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
9th
What a piece of shit. I hated it before I saw it. I saw it and the ailens didn't amuse me. Pumping a syringe full of horse puss into my veins. One of those movies you watch with your frickin parents. Your Dad chooses it from the videostore and you need to spend more time hanging out with your Dad these days and I'm not going to be playing teeball or crap like that anytime soon so, 'Men in Black 2' it is.
Rated 26 Nov 2011
40
25th
The first was good, this is bad... A very constructive review from my part I would say!
Rated 30 Oct 2017
16
2nd
Men in Black II: The Ipecac of Cinema
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
12th
Men in Black was decent, This is basically the abortion of that film.
Rated 05 Oct 2018
4
12th
Just didn't click this time around. The combination of Jay's naivety and bravado in the first made for lots of laughs; here, the former is gone and a cocky vet just isn't as funny as a brash rookie. Kay's also gone for half the flick, so that doesn't help. It's not bad, per se, and there are some good moments (see the locker colony, and the cheeky reveal at the end) but annoying villains, an empty "romance" (I can't even call it that seriously) and a bland plot linger more than anything else.
Rated 04 Oct 2015
3
12th
It wasn't garbage. That's the nicest thing I can say about it. The ending of the original movie was satisfying, there was absolutely no need to bring any of it back, especially to ruin it that way.
Rated 08 Mar 2007
65
26th
Unnecessary.
Rated 29 Jan 2007
30
4th
Awful, really awful.
Rated 18 Jul 2020
48
19th
The original MIB was a 'cool' concept in search of a film that was only half found, so the idea of a sequel wasn't completely wrongheaded if the intention was to improve upon it. However, Sonnenfield and co presumably pushed forward on the notion that the way to top it was to make it bigger and sillier with even less story. Flynn Boyle is fine as the villain, but every other aspect is worse, including Smith and Jones, who aren't given much to riff on.
Rated 03 May 2019
42
9th
It has most of the charm of the original, and some stellar moments help it stand out as an operable action comedy. Nevertheless, the quality has noticeably dropped. It is remarkably more contrived and frankly, more imbecilic, making it easier to just forget altogether.
Rated 26 Nov 2015
2
7th
Men in Black II remains as one of the most underwhelming sequels that I can recall. The first film was somewhat overrated, but it was undoubtedly entertaining and it felt fresh at the time. But this just feels like all the stupid unused ideas and the scraps that where left over from its predocessor. Tommy Lee Jones & Will Smith carry this sequel and make it somewhat bareable. But I just remember the PS2 controlled car being the final straw for me and I was done with this film.
Rated 15 Jun 2012
57
36th
It's not quite the trainwreck that everyone makes it out to be but I definitely wish it didn't exist. It has some funny moments and the alien designs are nice but that's literally it. Patrick Warburton was probably the best thing about it. What the fuck was up with the Michael Jackson cameo?
Rated 09 Jun 2008
31
24th
Men In Black II is hardly the best film in the world, but it is creative enough to keep the the viewing just about interesting. The creative alien designs, wacky nature of the action and the occasional great joke make the movie stand out, also revealing some of the poorly constructed slapstick humour for what it really is. It might be worse than the first movie, which I wasn't too attatched to either, but it does enough to keep momentum going from the original and is hard to hate outright.
Rated 22 Jun 2014
30
12th
Weaker script, weaker supporting cast and a greater reliance on computer generated imagery.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
52
7th
The first movie was zany and fun, this one is not as much fun and feels really forced. I just feel like it lost something and isn't as inspired.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
62
13th
Quite sub-par sequel to the original, but I just really like Will Smith and his interplay with Tommy Lee Jones.
Rated 27 Feb 2010
42
25th
Relies far too much on "oh that's so silly" humour. The talking dog, which went on long enough in the first, goes on far too long in this one. I don't want to say that this is a horrible film because it isn't. There are some genuinely funny moments however the majority of the movie just isn't funny and generally lacks the distinct charm of the first film. If you're a huge MIB fan this will entertain but it's certainly not as good as the first.
Rated 24 Jan 2009
27
12th
A real embarrassment compared to the first film. I must admit, casting Lara Flynn Boyle as an alien is rather genius, but her stiff acting really weighs down the movie and she makes for a pretty dull villain. The movie makes the mistake of trying to switch up the dynamic between J and K to 'keep things fresh for the sequel', when the changes just ruin the excellent rapport the two had in the original. It has interesting moments, but generally it's pretty bad.
Rated 21 Jan 2007
0
3rd
I loved the first one. This was self-indulgent and unfunny. It's just incredibly obnoxious.
Rated 31 Oct 2010
38
36th
I thought it was quite entertaining. I mean it's not the best film ever made, but it's sometimes quite funny
Rated 26 Feb 2007
50
35th
Not bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
0th
Completely nonsensical plot and I wanted to punch Rosario Dawson. I like to think this movie never existed.
Rated 15 Mar 2008
60
34th
I cant remember a single thing from this yet can vividly recall moments from the first one. SO BLAND.
Rated 17 Aug 2012
66
33rd
Surprisingly adding a sprig of parsley to a plate of leftover corned beef and sauerkraut doesn't make it any better the next day. This proves this applies to movies too.
Rated 26 Nov 2013
100
86th
some good tentacle action in this
Rated 28 Feb 2008
42
14th
Both actors have done much better work.
Rated 31 Mar 2010
84
34th
kinda funny, kinda cool, its got will smith so not bad
Rated 18 Oct 2007
78
35th
not as fun as the first - more of the same thing - still entertaining
Rated 01 Jul 2009
60
25th
Silly but moderately fun film with a terrible storyline, good chemistry between the leads, and some funny bits.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
16th
Not the original by any means. Barely watchable in comparison.
Rated 07 Mar 2007
80
37th
Somewhat surprisingly, manages to be as funny as the first one.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
16th
not as good as the first one. but fun to watch
Rated 14 Sep 2014
51
13th
This film is only worth watching if you enjoyed the first one as I did. It reuses many of the materials and characters and isn't worth much apart from the interplay between the two lead men. If you haven't seen the first one I'd not recommend it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
17th
It's like the same damn movie.
Rated 14 Oct 2008
91
70th
great 2nd movie.
Rated 24 Feb 2010
73
55th
Worse than the first.
Rated 15 Sep 2013
50
47th
I feel mixed when it comes to Men in Black II. On one hand, it's a retread of a really enjoyable movie, and it lacks the freshness of its predecessor as a result. On the other hand, seeing Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones blasting alien scum to bits with big guns is something that really doesn't get old all that fast. It still feels rushed, and the tone has taken a turn into Sillytown, but I can't say I was ever bored by this very brief film.
Rated 21 May 2007
45
25th
Some of the goodness from the first movie, but with too much slapstick humor.
Rated 06 Aug 2010
0
2nd
The dog's annoying and those little alien fuckers should go die somewhere.
Rated 01 Apr 2010
70
25th
it didn't quite top the first one, but it's still funny
Rated 29 Jun 2010
70
66th
Not as good as the first.
Rated 29 Aug 2020
40
13th
The same as the first film but not nearly as punchy. It feels and is stale.
Rated 11 Sep 2007
62
5th
Movie was not even in the same league as the first movie. It felt rushed and the characters really seemed to phone in their roles. If you saw the first one, watch this but don't expect much.
Rated 23 Jan 2009
2
16th
One of the worst things i ever payed money to see in theaters.
Rated 28 Oct 2009
65
22nd
I never really got too into Men in Black but I definitely thought the movie was worth seeing
Rated 21 Nov 2009
78
56th
Its funny, and as the first one its good. This might even be a litle better! See it.
Rated 08 Oct 2012
50
8th
The two co-stars were once again a great duo in this movie. I really wish Rosario Dawson was in this movie more, because she is so cute and likable. Lara Flynn Boyle was probably the worst part of the whole movie. She was about as interesting as a can of tuna. The story wasn't half as fun as the first story. I am not really sure who they were trying to please with this movie. It doesn't seem like it is for kids and it is too stupid to be for adults.
Rated 06 Aug 2008
32
4th
Completely inane rehash of the same jokes with all the joy sucked out of them. I wanted to be flashy-thinged after leaving the damn theater.
Rated 01 Nov 2009
30
10th
Mala
Rated 31 Jul 2013
42
7th
Perhaps one of the most blatant "cash grab" sequels in recent memory with nearly everyone involved clearly going through the motions (with the exception of Smith, who does throw his heart and soul into the film, reliable trooper that he is). Material and performers cry out for Tim Burton in his prime; Sonnenfeld's direction feels listless and lumbering. A nice bit for Warburton, and an amusing bookending sequence with Graves are the sole highlights.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
3rd
It's best to just forget this sequel was ever made, so as to preserve the original's wit.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
19th
Tolerable enough as a cotton-candy diversion, but quite mediocre for a big-budget Hollywood blockbuster.
Rated 03 May 2011
75
42nd
As good, if not better then the first.
Rated 19 Jul 2009
83
33rd
really funny, good laughs and effects, but still ill with the same problem of most sequels. it was hard to match the greatness of the 1st.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
6th
Another crummy Will Smith flick that did not need a sequel.
Rated 14 Oct 2008
85
75th
This is a slight change in the story-telling dynamic of the first one. A competent sequel.
Rated 10 Feb 2007
55
45th
half funny of the first one but still funny
Rated 17 Apr 2016
90
53rd
Men in Black. Nuff said
Rated 03 Jan 2014
39
16th
Lacking the freshness of the first movie, MIB 2 recycles elements from its predecessor with mixed results.
Rated 13 May 2009
45
19th
nah
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
21st
absolutly no reason to watch this
Rated 20 Aug 2013
40
3rd
Hugely disappointing sequel with lame jokes, bad action scenes, surprisingly worse effects than the first movie, and a real shit ending.
Rated 25 Oct 2011
39
16th
Fuck this shit.
Rated 18 Jun 2011
53
7th
A depressingly weak sequel obviously churned out by a script-committee - and only a straight-faced Tommy Lee Jones and lingerie-clad Lara Flynn Boyle can save it from being an unutterable disaster. Patrick Warburton's scenes are toe-curlingly embarrassing. Best avoided if you liked the original...
Rated 05 Sep 2009
66
18th
Tries too hard to be wacky but it has its moments.
Rated 25 Jul 2007
40
12th
MEN IN BLACK was a fun blockbuster sci-fi/comedy successor to GHOSTBUSTERS. Unfortunately, they both have a lackluster sequel created to spurn hard cash for everyone involved, taking us all as poor suckers.
Rated 23 May 2008
35
19th
Couldn't they have left well enough alone???
Rated 30 Apr 2014
2
8th
Dreck.
Rated 03 Jun 2013
40
19th
Well way to basically kill the franchise with this sequel. Good thing part III was better.
Rated 19 Jul 2009
60
33rd
OK Ok movie.. not as great as the first one
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
23rd
While the first movie was awesomely original, this outing just doesn't deliver the same feeling. It's still fun, but it's a little too silly, and the main villain is a horribly lame one trick pony. Ugh!
Rated 21 Sep 2010
53
17th
Poor sequel lacking the wit and charm of the first.
Rated 16 Jan 2018
50
23rd
With mostly hit-and-miss humour, a bored Tommy Lee Jones and an uninspired plot, "Men In Black II" is definitely a step down from its predecessor. Nevertheless, it can prove a pleasant hour-and-a-half: it might not add anything notable to the first film but the returning themes are welcome, the make-up and effects are once more great and the entire movie plays like basic, quick entertainment.
Rated 24 Mar 2024
32
5th
audiovisual 30 acting 36 overall feeling 30 avg 32
Rated 14 Aug 2007
74
0th
Funny movie,
Rated 24 Aug 2021
90
25th
Ahead of its time
Rated 02 Sep 2015
95
63rd
Jay(Will Smith) has become a high-ranking member of the Men in Black, the secret government agent to deal with unruly visitors from other worlds, while his former, Kay(Tommy L Jones) had his memory wiped clean and now lives simple However an especially nasty alien threat has reared Serleena(Lara Boyle) is a alien who is in pursuit of another escaped visitor who holds the key to powers that would allow her to destroy the world. Jay is forced to turn to the only man who can help him save the world
Rated 29 Feb 2008
55
44th
Two movies (with Big Trouble) similar cast, same director. Two movies with big troubles to be funny.
Rated 16 May 2008
85
40th
muito bom mas o primeiro e melhor
Rated 29 Oct 2009
75
71st
good but it was not as good as the first and some of the scripting was sub par
Rated 31 Oct 2007
75
57th
Not as good as the first, but still very funny.
Rated 21 Oct 2008
50
28th
Meh.
Rated 14 Dec 2007
60
31st
At best it's quite funny and right up there with the first one. At worst however it's quite bad.
Rated 16 Sep 2008
30
35th
effekter - og intet andet - ganske tom (og kort)
Rated 25 Aug 2022
68
31st
This was a good but not as good follow up on the first one
Rated 01 Dec 2006
63
21st
Of course not as cool as the first one. Still fun to watch.
Rated 13 Apr 2009
30
14th
oh, those sequels......when will the companies stop milking the franchises...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
68
43rd
Done poorly
Rated 11 Nov 2008
60
0th
Mildly entertaining, but no where as much as the original.
Rated 29 Apr 2013
70
31st
They may be back in black but that doesn't mean we should welcome them to our universe. Sadly, this was a pretty weak sequel. A few years have passed and all of a sudden J is the best agent in MiB. He's ordering people around and generally running the joint, until he runs into a tough adversary who strikingly looks like an underwear model. This movie was a lot less funny than the first one and the amount of product placement was horrible. At least the creature designs were still good.
Rated 13 Nov 2014
55
17th
Pretty weak sequel but it has one or two funny moments.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
0
3rd
Cash in, nuff said.
Rated 07 Mar 2010
58
24th
One truly great line: "Hmm..... You need pie"
Rated 14 Aug 2007
79
54th
Decent sequel, a little far fetched, but neccessary to the over-all plot.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
8th
The first one was way better.
Rated 24 Feb 2008
46
19th
Nothing like the first one. Where the first one was enjoyable because of the unique mix of scifi, action and humour, this one was utmost ridiculous. Went really wrong.
Rated 17 Aug 2008
40
19th
x0
Rated 16 Oct 2008
40
14th
Funny, but not as much as the first film.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
36th
As far as sequels go, this really wasn't that bad.

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