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BeeDub

Rated 08 Oct 2019

"Man talk." *smack*

Rated 08 Oct 2019

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BillyShears

Rated 06 Nov 2008

We will try to replicate this for the next 40 years. Hold on tight baby.

Rated 06 Nov 2008

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Sockman

Rated 14 Aug 2007

Goldfinger has the perfect blend of humor, suspense, and attitude which make it the quintessential James Bond film.

Rated 14 Aug 2007

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TimeCapsule

Rated 30 Aug 2017

James Bond Project 2017: We all know the iconic "Shaken, not stirred", well if asked how I would like my Bond film prepared I'll be hard pressed not to say "Goldfinger". This movie is THE quintessential James Bond movie, and I've only seen four Bond movies. Over the course of this project I'm curious about whether the movies simply rise and fall in quality, go over-the-top in cheese, or I simply just grow tired with the Bond gimmick? Stay tuned to see, but spoilers the answer is probably yes.

Rated 30 Aug 2017

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luc

Rated 14 Oct 2008

One of the best James-bond movies, brilliant performance of G.fröbe as badguy. The music is also super with S.Bassey.

Rated 14 Oct 2008

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doctor7

Rated 26 Oct 2008

Fantastic James Bond film with Sean Connery at his finest. I'll be honest and say that I think Casino Royale is the best James Bond film but I'll be damned if anyone but Connery is the best James Bond. This film perfectly blends entertaining acting with a great plot and all the elements that will become signatures in James Bond films since this movie. This is the movie to see if you want to see a fantastic womanizing spy be just that.

Rated 26 Oct 2008

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MartinTeller

Rated 24 Jan 2007

Goldfinger is in many ways the quintessential 007 movie. It contains so many of the iconic Bond elements: Oddjob, Pussy Galore, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!", the Aston-Martin, et cetera. It's a shitload of fun, although it does slow down somewhat between Bond getting captured and the climax, which is a good 30-40 minute chunk of the film.

Rated 24 Jan 2007

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Pickpocket

Rated 03 Dec 2015

A near masterpiece. Has several iconic scenes, great action, hilarious one liners, and great villains in OddJob and Goldfinger (with both having hilarious deaths). First instance of shaken, not stirred as well. Also has an amazing piece of dialogue: Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

Rated 03 Dec 2015

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Farzan

Rated 25 Oct 2009

Goldfinger is easily one of the best Bond films out there. A really good plot with some memorable characters, and of course, the usual Bond with his quick witted comments. Goldfinger is everything a Bond film has always been, except here, it is at its best.

Rated 25 Oct 2009

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Ytadel

Rated 14 Aug 2007

Classic Bond's all-time high? Between "Shocking. Positively shocking," Bassey's theme song, the girl painted gold, Auric Goldfinger and Oddjob as one of the greatest villain/henchman combos ever, the Aston Martin DB5, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!", Pussy Galore, the final battle at Fort Knox, and classic Connery at his finest, this one is dense with iconic moments, characters and imagery. The perfect pulp spy thriller and one of my favorite films. (Ytadel's series ranking: #2 of 24)

Rated 14 Aug 2007

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Magb

Rated 16 Jun 2007

Now I feel like I'd never really seen a proper James Bond film before. This is a genuinely good film. It's a bit dated and not without its goofy moments, but it has the entertainment value and the right mix of seriousness and larger-than-lifeness that makes the Bond franchise worthwhile. If all the Bond films were of this quality, I'd also like the series as much as some people seem to do.

Rated 16 Jun 2007

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INDYATMN

Rated 01 Dec 2019

Although I prefer the formula change, action sequences & romantic lead of OHMSS, it's easy to see why this is so well-liked. Despite more than a couple of contrivances to make the story go in a certain direction (esp Goldfinger carting Bond around instead of torturing him to find out exactly what he's allegedly told his superiors), this is the first time the formula was perfected: solid villain, lots of hot chicks w/ 1 preposterous name & Q's gimmicks told w/ some unexpected tweaks.

Rated 01 Dec 2019

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glumpy_99

Rated 01 May 2019

The beginning and the undoing of the Bond series is still a rollicking, thrilling and amusing boys own fantasy adventure, setting the template for the rest of the series and ushering in a new style of machismo action film (the final time Bond would be ahead of the curve as a trend-setter). Connery's effortlessly relaxed performance is arguably his best go-round, and Frobe and sinister Sakata are the best of the megalomaniacs who would come to dominate the series.

Rated 01 May 2019

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hiromiyamoto

Rated 03 Dec 2016

The seminal Bond film, establishing many of the cliches and most referenced moments. From the suspenseful laser scene parodied time after time in other media, the enigmatic Pussy Galore, the Bond Girl after whom all others take their cues, the hypercompetent henchman Oddjob and his boss, the dastardly Auric Goldfinger, setting the standard for Bond villains and their henchmen. Truly remarkable, even today.

Rated 03 Dec 2016

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PeaceAnarchy

Rated 01 Oct 2016

All the iconic Bond tropes really start to show themselves here. More puns, more silly names and silly plots, bigger setpieces, etc. It mostly works, Odd Job is a wonderful highlight, but sometimes it feels really shoehorned in. Goldfinger is a good villain, though his plan is too ridiculous for my tastes and as the film turns its focus towards it in the second half it suffers. The first half of the movie is great, at least.

Rated 01 Oct 2016

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DyanneThorne

Rated 11 Jul 2015

The movie where the series start to find its formula. An over-the-top-villain with a silly death trap, dry humour, fabulous themesong and a plot that may have more holes than a Swiss cheese, but at least moves fast in the first two thirds. On the other hand, third act is too long and having Bond "forcefully convince" Galore to switch to his team - in more ways than one - was cringe-worthy.

Rated 11 Jul 2015

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Ocelot

Rated 23 Mar 2014

Fun and campy stuff, but it takes itself seriously just enough to make it work, while at the same time allowing itself to have fun with the material. I liked Connery a lot more here than the previous two installments, as he actually played James Bond closer to a real person. It's also pretty incredible how everything in this film worked so well it became cliche.

Rated 23 Mar 2014

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CosmicMonkey

Rated 26 Dec 2013

Even beyond the casual racism and misogyny, the Bond films have aged poorly, and this more than most. It does ends up being the most archetypal bond film though: Eccentric Villainous Mastermind with Overly Complicated Scheme, check. Over-the-top Gadgets, check. Love Interest with Punny Name, check. Hilariously inept henchmen, check. Hell, this was even the movie that started his love affair with Aston Martins and shaken Martinis. If you love old Bond films, than you'll especially love this.

Rated 26 Dec 2013

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brandons

Rated 10 Jul 2012

Larger than life, faintly ridiculous, completely cool, Goldfinger is the quintessential James Bond movie.

Rated 10 Jul 2012

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Paxton

Rated 13 May 2012

The name's Guy With the Hat. Fat Asian Guy With the Hat.

Rated 13 May 2012

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SirStuckey

Rated 12 May 2011

Have you ever heard Sean Connery say "pussy?" It's awesome, and alone makes this worth watching. It's a pretty good movie otherwise and has one of the more memorable baddies (Oddjob). I had a good time, regardless of sexism and ridiculousness.

Rated 12 May 2011

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cagedwisdom

Rated 15 Oct 2008

This is pretty great. Thrilling plot that's rather well written, which is something you won't find in most Bond films. Also, it has the worlds strongest mute man whose weapon of choice is his hat. What more could you possibly want? The very end is a bit of a letdown in that it doesn't make that much sense, but it doesn't ruin it too much. Has a pretty incredible theme song.

Rated 15 Oct 2008

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Jeb

Rated 22 Jul 2008

The best Bond film ever made! I take that back, it's the best Spy movie ever made!

Rated 22 Jul 2008

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purgatos

Rated 09 May 2008

This is the classic Bond movie. It has a ridiculous villain, a gimmicky henchman, a couple of gadgets and a woman named Pussy Galore. This is what every movie after it wanted to be, but couldn't quite swing it.

Rated 09 May 2008

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Tripwyre

Rated 13 Mar 2008

If you've never seen it, it will feel familiar. As quite possibly the best of the Bond films, this one defines all that come afterward, lending archetypes (and what have now become cliches) to Bond and the entire spy genre. Connery is at his best. There is such ease to his slickness, and Frobe's Auric Goldfinger is a wonderful foil: a man with the smarts of Bond, but not the confidence. "Operation Grand Slam" is way ahead of its time in terms of size and scope. Still, the action is a bit clunky.

Rated 13 Mar 2008

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BattleToad

Rated 14 Aug 2007

Easily one of the best Bond films, Goldfinger finally nailed it for the action to drama ratio. In Goldfinger, Sean Connery had truly fit into the role of James Bond, and his performance is top notch. With Connery's great job, a cool story, and the right amount of charm and bravado, Goldfinger is as good as it gets for the secret agent series. Awesome!

Rated 14 Aug 2007

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TedDedon

Rated 18 Mar 2007

Goldfinger is the greatest of all the Bond movies and one of the best spy movies ever made. This is the signature film in this iconic series.

Rated 18 Mar 2007

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jimmynmu

Rated 04 Jan 2007

The greatest James Bond film.

Rated 04 Jan 2007

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twincinema

Rated 31 Jan 2023

Over 30 years later, Oddjob would return under the "no Oddjob" rule in N64's Goldeneye. Now I am just disappointed that game never used Oddjob's hat as a weapon.

Rated 31 Jan 2023

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Jessjess125

Rated 01 Sep 2022

Second favorite Bond film. Absolutely wild character names in this baddie

Rated 01 Sep 2022

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amazedemon

Rated 13 Aug 2022

Goldfinger is the archetype of Bond films & the first to open with an admittedly great song. The action scenes are a marked improvement. There are quippy one-liner puns galore alongside some iconic scenes & gadgets. However there are a few issues that make it a tad less enjoyable than its predecessors. Namely Bond seems to be getting less competent (though Felix's quip lampoons this near the end). Also the film edges into too campy territory while Bond's sexual assault is what saves the day.

Rated 13 Aug 2022

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guitarmeeuw

Rated 22 Jul 2021

Pretty good movie. Very engaging Bond villian. Great action scenes. Lots of great characters which feel believable and a nice plot. However, the whole thing is quite silly, but it gives it a certain charm.

Rated 22 Jul 2021

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Barnowl

Rated 26 Aug 2020

As with the first two James Bond movies, Ian Fleming visited the set during April 1964. He visited D Stage at Pinewood Studios where they were filming the U.K. set of the Fontainebleu Hotel pool scene. Sadly, he died a little less than a month before the movie's release on August 12, 1964.

Rated 26 Aug 2020

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Lady Moe

Rated 11 Feb 2017

A fun time with James Bond. This is the Bond film that launched a thousand imitators. Connery is suave, intelligent, and confident and it's fun to watch him sneak his way out of every situation, almost to the point where you question just how high the stakes really are. Enjoyable but the signs of a series that will eventually box itself into a corner are starting to show.

Rated 11 Feb 2017

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Gnalkhere

Rated 25 Oct 2015

This was the Bond film that made all the difference for me with Bond films. Thrilling theme, plot, everything.

Rated 25 Oct 2015

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M.Fitzgerald

Rated 05 Aug 2015

Goldfinger finds the perfect balance between realistic and ridiculous that every Bond movie should strive for.

Rated 05 Aug 2015

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benoliver999

Rated 03 May 2015

Goldfinger is a truly memorable film and fantastic entertainment all round. The car is awesome. The gadgets are awesome. Oddjob is awesome. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" gets said. It's all so much fun.

Rated 03 May 2015

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VengefulKBM

Rated 01 Apr 2015

Between the music, the legendary villain, the plot, the gadgets, the catchphrases, the action, and the perfect balance between silly and suave, this really is one of the greatest classics of the series. Oh, and a special shout-out to the sets, which are stunning.

Rated 01 Apr 2015

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WulfstanLee

Rated 04 Mar 2015

My favorite of the Bond films. Yes, the sexual politics are long since out of date (as are the racial politics, national politics, so on), but this established the formula (along with From Russia With Love) for the Bond films to come and is arguably the movie that so many spy films (and other genre films) have had to dialogue with. This is Connery as his most assured as Bond. It has enough over-the-top plot points to give a camp sensibility but never to tire the viewer out.

Rated 04 Mar 2015

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TC Mercado

Rated 20 Jan 2015

Hands down the definitive Bond film. Goldfinger introduces fans to the tropes, tone, and careful balance of humor and action that the better Bond films have aspired to match since. While its not as good as its immediate predecessor in terms of writing, the style and charm set the template for franchises future, effectively creating a new sub-genre. Not 60's noir or 70's camp, the third installment feels fresh, special, and more exciting than ever.

Rated 20 Jan 2015

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Parallax

Rated 15 Dec 2014

Big and fun, the camp is starting to creep in.

Rated 15 Dec 2014

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Groovy_Souls

Rated 09 Jul 2014

Probably my second favorite Bond movie (behind the modern classic, Skyfall). The ultimate Bond, in Connery, faces a classic villain. Complete with great acting, dialogue, and story, this is a spy classic.

Rated 09 Jul 2014

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hsncrspywl

Rated 23 Jun 2014

Goldfinger is a really silly movie with some really awful moments (James Bond "turning" Pussy Galore through some rather uncomfortable hay-rolling scenes? Yeaaah...) but it is almost definitely the ultimate in "Classic Bond" material - excellent stuntwork, a well-paced plot with a real sense of investigation and development, some fantastic dialogue, and Sean Connery at his best - charming, brutish, and smug as fuck. HE LOVES ONLY GOOOOLD. OOOOOOOONLY GOLD. HE LOOOVES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. GOOOOOOOLD

Rated 23 Jun 2014

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sammydeedge

Rated 16 Jun 2014

Whilst still being classic bond, free from the usual modern action faire, this iteration surpassed previous bond flicks with its signature bond style, plot and horrifically corny one liners.

Rated 16 Jun 2014

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lex

Rated 21 Mar 2014

The pinnacle of the series really, since it joyfully delivers the cartoony espionage the series became known for without seeming obviously gimmicky like many later entries did. An entertainment classic.

Rated 21 Mar 2014

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Chronicler

Rated 04 Jan 2014

The quintessential Bond film, need I say more.

Rated 04 Jan 2014

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rttntomatoes

Rated 03 Jan 2014

Goldfinger is where James Bond as we know him comes into focus - it features one of 007's most famous lines ("A martini. Shaken, not stirred") and a wide range of gadgets that would become the series' trademark.

Rated 03 Jan 2014

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LookJabba...

Rated 02 May 2013

Goldfinger set the standard for Bond films old and new and is considered by many as the best and most iconic of the series. Sean Connery is perfect once again as 007 and is as suave and brutal as ever. Gert Fröbe & Harold Sakata epitomise classic Bond villains and Honor Blackman is one of the best Bond girls of them all. And the unforgettable Aston Martin DB5 steals the show. Goldfinger has it all, timeless characters, thrilling action, great humour, classic one liners & complete escapism.

Rated 02 May 2013

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mutter

Rated 18 Jan 2013

Cars, pseudo-science, sex & Shirley.

Rated 18 Jan 2013

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quez2go

Rated 11 Nov 2012

There's a lot to like about this movie from Oddjob and Pussy Galore to the theme song and Sean Connery is as good as ever, however I personally feel it loses a lot of momentum when James Bond is captured by the villain for about a third of the movie. Some really solid scenes between Bond and Goldfinger towards the beginning, but ultimately I disagree that this is the best of the Connery James Bond movies.

Rated 11 Nov 2012

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KasperL

Rated 20 Oct 2012

There's a more polished quality to this than to most Bond films. I think that's why many consider it the best. That mostly strips it of the campy edge that made the two previous adventures so fun though, and I don't really enjoy revisiting it.

Rated 20 Oct 2012

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Ross

Rated 12 Mar 2012

Surprisingly weak. Many's favorite bond film struggles to be in my top 10. Bond is too incompetent in this one and his only accomplishment is to nail the women. He has no relevant part in the actual plot. Oddjob is also a problem. He is ridiculous and second worst bond villain after Jaws. The gold paint and the amounts of "Pussy" are highlights.

Rated 12 Mar 2012

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Clark Nova

Rated 15 Jun 2011

WHAT IS THIS A MERRY-GO-ROUND? THE FLOOR. MY FEET.

Rated 15 Jun 2011

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Gideon

Rated 21 Sep 2009

The quintessential Bond. The best.

Rated 21 Sep 2009

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Luna6ix

Rated 18 May 2009

one of the best bond movies made, everything you ever wanted in a spy movie, and made with unwavering expertise. never before has an action movie been so competent and a spy movie been so excellent.

Rated 18 May 2009

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torontodog

Rated 31 Jan 2008

They still haven't made a better bond... and they have tried plenty of times.

Rated 31 Jan 2008

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caocao

Rated 22 Sep 2007

It sets the foundation for all of the Bonds to follow. Great villiain (Goldfinger), Henchman (Oddjob) and female lead (Pussy Galore.)

Rated 22 Sep 2007

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owen1218

Rated 15 Aug 2007

A very Freudian film that doesn't take itself too seriously. It's too bad action movies aren't like this anymore. This is probably my favorite Bond film after On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Rated 15 Aug 2007

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lachapelle

Rated 14 Aug 2007

This is the best of the Sean Connery 007 movies. Even if you are not a fan of James Bond, you must see this movie. This movie more than any other defines 007.

Rated 14 Aug 2007

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Matthias99

Rated 13 Jul 2007

Another classic Connery Bond film.

Rated 13 Jul 2007

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Stain

Rated 29 Mar 2007

One of the best James Bond films. Memorable funny dialogue and a better villain than usual

Rated 29 Mar 2007

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Adds

Rated 16 Jan 2024

Womanizing sleazeball Bond seemingly "curing" Pussy Galore of her lesbianism is such bullshit.

Rated 16 Jan 2024

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tev

Rated 17 Jul 2023

did not finish

Rated 17 Jul 2023

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Reisender

Rated 02 May 2023

Goofy but fun.

Rated 02 May 2023

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notitle

Rated 11 Apr 2023

Very original.

Rated 11 Apr 2023

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MontyCircus

Rated 08 Feb 2023

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" Classic super-villain line! The theme song that set the Bond standard. Gold paint suffocation, "Spy Hunter" car gadgets, Odd Job "who throws a shoe? Honestly", Pussy Galore, dick-destroying laser, Fort Knox dirty bomb, sucked out of a bullet hole in a plane. So much good stuff. So far in my marathon though, I still prefer "From Russia with Love" as the best Connery Bond movie.

Rated 08 Feb 2023

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Adam P-D

Rated 23 Apr 2022

Bond is such a revolting character. I've tried to watch this stuff as satire but it seems we really are supposed to like this misogynist prick. Half way through this particular episode, the bad guys suddenly switch from trying to kill him to walking him through their heist. Ten minutes before the end, it dawns on them that this wasn't a great idea. I know it's tongue-in-cheek cartoon stuff but what a ridiculous waste of time!

Rated 23 Apr 2022

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NathanBates

Rated 01 Dec 2021

I've always given Bond a pass, as I always imagined the movies to have that stereotyped debonair spy with a too-airy plot. But this one seems to set up all those stereotypes, yet has decent one-liners and a satisfactory plot that keeps careening all over the place. Of course, after fifty-some years, all this seems a little familiar, but in its day, it must have been spectacularly over-the-top, launching a thousand imitations.

Rated 01 Dec 2021

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NZPete006

Rated 06 Jul 2021

Pretty cool movie, I liked the bowler hat dude

Rated 06 Jul 2021

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UKSubs

Rated 14 Jun 2021

Another fine Sean Connery entry in the series. The plot gets sillier with every ten minutes that pass, but that is to be expected from a James Bond movie.

Rated 14 Jun 2021

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HeyNiceFilm

Rated 09 May 2021

Third in the Bond series. Everything is juiced up in this one -- more women, more gadgets, more explosions. There's a need to top the first two so I suppose that's one way to do it. You'd think these exaggerations to an established action series would be an improvement, but at what point do they become self-parody? This movie tows that line very closely, that's why out of the first three films I prefer the second. It strikes the best balance.

Rated 09 May 2021

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Rexperado

Rated 06 Dec 2020

Very interesting villan. Good action scenes. Cool cars!

Rated 06 Dec 2020

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cakici

Rated 23 Nov 2020

Many considers this 'the best ever bond', it made me decide not to watch all bonds but just go for craig. I mean film is 1 hour 49 mins long and the man is imprisoned for an hour of it.

Rated 23 Nov 2020

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frederic_g54

Rated 23 Aug 2020

Has everything I want from a Bond film: the ubiquitous score, the clever and exciting action sequences, a memorable villain and equally indelible henchman, and last but not least the palpable sexual tension. Goldfinger must've aced his show-and-tell presentations in high school.

Rated 23 Aug 2020

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mrarn

Rated 11 May 2020

Goldfinger does a magnificent job building up, but the ending is very contrived and lazy.

Rated 11 May 2020

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eschmrein

Rated 05 Feb 2020

great bond movie, despite the infamous "lesbian cure" theme

Rated 05 Feb 2020

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fra paolo

Rated 12 Jan 2020

Preposterous, but well-paced.

Rated 12 Jan 2020

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mwestcott

Rated 23 Apr 2019

Goldfinger is the consummate Bond film. It comes early on and with a lot of power. The martini's, the one-liners, the villain. None of the Bond films that followed this one would have any identity without this one. Goldfinger is a fantastic Spy thriller even on its own merits.

Rated 23 Apr 2019

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Ceekay19

Rated 23 Nov 2018

Auric Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Rated 23 Nov 2018

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Icarus

Rated 23 Sep 2018

Genuinely underwhelmed, and that was going in with the low expectations other titles in the series have conditioned me for. I just don't get the appeal. I like a good spy movie as much as the next guy, but this guy treats women like they're disposable. And the dialogue is painfully corny. I get that we're not supposed to take it seriously, and this film more than other Bond entries seems to know it, but it's just too much silliness and unreflective troubling behavior for me.

Rated 23 Sep 2018

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vv238

Rated 17 Sep 2018

More than 50 years later, this is still the king of Bond. The villains have plenty of charisma, the locations are eccentric, and the innuendo is thick. The thing that makes this stand out is how tight the plot is and how it creates tension at every turn.

Rated 17 Sep 2018

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metalhank

Rated 16 Jun 2018

Personally, my favorite Bond film! Everything you want in a spy film: action, espionage, babes, gadgets, and evil villains. Connery IS 007 with his physicality, smarm and confidence. This one also has the greatest character name ever to appear in film (hehe).

Rated 16 Jun 2018

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Iamdwg

Rated 11 Jun 2018

I've been rewatching the James Bond series lately, and every installment has been getting a slightly higher score, as I'm really beginning to appreciate the history of this classic character. Goldfinger was the first time that I felt like a Bond movie was 100% ticking all the boxes it needed to tick. James Bond the Man and 007 the spy, the Astin Martin car, the imagery of Goldfinger and the dead girl in the beginning. This film is iconic. The sexual assault scene was uncomfortable, though. EEK!

Rated 11 Jun 2018

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nobamba

Rated 11 Jun 2018

Rewatch. There are more iconic scenes and characters in this one vs From Russia With Love, though FTWL has some more humor, not to say this one is lacking for camp. Ultimately this is just a fun entry in the series and one of several I'd recommend to newcomers. Downsides are the unnecessarily convoluted plot and some unlikely ways things unfolded in the end. Another memorable song. Fav scenes: "I expect you to die"; "Pussy Galore" "I must be dreaming."

Rated 11 Jun 2018

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Kavu

Rated 03 Jun 2018

Probably the most classic Bond moments in any movie of the franchise. This one has it all.

Rated 03 Jun 2018

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beardobaldo

Rated 11 May 2018

Not as good as I was expecting, but Sean Connery is just so fun to watch.

Rated 11 May 2018

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kito1

Rated 02 Mar 2018

The score is by far the best Bond score I have heard. The film gets better in the second half, but it only gets really exciting for a few short scenes.

Rated 02 Mar 2018

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Pickle_Man

Rated 03 Feb 2018

The third entry in the series is the most cartoonish yet, but stops short of becoming self-parodic.

Rated 03 Feb 2018

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QVT

Rated 12 Dec 2016

Good stuff

Rated 12 Dec 2016

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12yots

Rated 20 Jan 2016

Greatest antagonist ever. "Holy shit, James, fuck off already, it's not all about you; die and let me get on with my business." Dawn Raid on Ford Knox ftw.

Rated 20 Jan 2016

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