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Armageddon

Armageddon

1998
Drama
Sci-fi
2h 31m
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Rated 12 Nov 2020
72
23rd
An obnoxious, brain-dead movie made even worse by that damn Aerosmith song that you couldn't escape for the next three years. The fact that this got a Criterion release will forever mystify me. Also, I'm convinced no one in Hollywood knows what "Armageddon" actually means.
Rated 08 Jun 2007
40
4th
A giant asteroid saves the earth from Bruce Willis!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
0th
Nuclear devices have to be detonated manually. Oil miners make awesome astronauts. There's no physics or gravity in space. Girls hug their fiances (who they thought were dead) like their weird old uncle Travis. And asteroids get to break all the rules. I'm giving it 1 point because it won't let me give it zero. Update: I can now give it zero. This is the best moment of my life.
Rated 27 Mar 2008
4
0th
EXPLOSIONS! YELLING!! GO AMERICA!!! BEN AFFLECK!!!! PEARL HARBOR IN SPACE!!!!!
Rated 29 Nov 2008
19
8th
It's hilarious to me that NASA thought it would be easier to train oil riggers to be astronauts than astronauts to be oil riggers. How do we save the world from imminent destruction? DRILL BABY, DRILL! The worst part of all this -- other than, well, all of it -- is just how many talented actors are on-board for this shitfest. A movie with this cast and this concept could be inconcievably awesome, but this script is non-stop fail. Hell, Deep Impact is better than this.
Rated 10 May 2008
25
7th
Their space ship lands on a plate of compressed iron ferrite. What?
Rated 27 Apr 2008
33
4th
An extended ejaculatory blast of noise and garishness unloaded into your face. Enjoy.
Rated 09 Apr 2008
51
6th
The saddest thing about this Michael Bay 'masterpiece' is the fact that every actor of the stellar cast didn't have the backbone to say no to the huge paycheck they were offered to film this flimsy excuse of a screenplay. Over the top, an excess of loud MTV editing combined with little to no decent character development apart from the cliches the actors are dropped in. This film ,like most of the Michael Bay fare, looks good but feels flat out empty.
Rated 24 Feb 2007
6
2nd
A member of the crew, a US Demolisions specialist, forgets how to disarm a missile with the "red or green wire" cliche during this film to create superficial tension. Keep in mind this isn't a terrorist bomb but a US made nuclear device this person was TRAINED on how to disarm. Needless to say this movie is absolutely atrocious.
Rated 01 Feb 2007
30
6th
Hello, I'm a dumb and shitty movie! Look at me! No, don't look away; look at me! Me!
Rated 23 Jan 2008
15
5th
This is the epitome of everything that is wrong with Hollywood. Only see if you think loud music, screaming, and quick cuts are essential ingredients for a film. If any of these annoy you (and they should) avoid this at all costs.
Rated 17 Jan 2010
55
19th
Do you like implausible sci-fi scenarios involving asteroids? A lot of big name actors hamming it up? A rock soundtrack that just screams 90's? Liv Tyler? There's nothing remotely intelligent about Armageddon. The whole movie is like one big music video with plenty of the same excessive stylistic shots. This is Michael Bay doing what he does best..big, loud, and stupid.
Rated 03 Mar 2007
54
10th
Occasionally amusing, but mostly retarded. There are at least four scenes involving something being fixed at the last possible second. Very irritating. Still, if you're going to watch a huge-budget Hollywood disaster movie, this is probably the one to go with.
Rated 27 Aug 2008
15
1st
Stupid.
Rated 17 Aug 2009
40
5th
"Regarding the film's premise, Ben Affleck asked director Michael Bay, "Wouldn't it be easier for NASA to train astronauts how to drill rather than training drillers to be astronauts?" Bay told Affleck to shut up." Nuff said.
Rated 09 Mar 2007
65
26th
Die Hard on the moon.
Rated 10 Jan 2010
31
22nd
No shit it's stupid, it's Michael Bay. At the same time it's kind of a glorious stupidity, like defecating out of a moving car.
Rated 13 Feb 2008
25
13th
I wish a Texas-sized asteroid would land on Ben Affleck.
Rated 09 Feb 2007
25
14th
I love drumnd's review.
Rated 03 Mar 2007
3
38th
Uh, this movie is a hilarious comedy, come on.
Rated 28 Nov 2006
2
21st
That it asks the viewer to earnestly consider the drama of this most haphazard scientific venture is absurd, but more confusing is that it actually takes itself only half-seriously. Each solemn moment of mass death, destruction, and tragedy is followed immediately by antics and quipping. If it leaned completely into comedy it might actually be good, but as stands it's a tolerable and often amusing blockbuster, one half-spent laughing with but otherwise laughing at in mordant disbelief.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
1st
Why would someone mount a machine gun on a space buggy? I am still awaiting an explanation Mr. Bay.
Rated 13 Jan 2007
40
13th
Spectacular special effects, and I still kind of like that Aerosmith song, but this movie is clichéd, cheesy and has huge plot holes.
Rated 09 Jul 2007
1
10th
It's very loud.
Rated 29 Apr 2017
80
77th
I'm Juror #8 and I'm about to show you all how wrong you are about Armageddon:
Rated 28 Apr 2008
35
9th
If only Willis had screamed "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" right before he sacrifices himself for humanity, it would've been an OK film.
Rated 21 Dec 2006
30
4th
Oh good lord. One of the largest turd sandwiches ever made, this pile of balls made Bruckhiemer yet another zintillion dollars and gave the world Ben Affleck. So why not a lower score? Because it is the funniest unintentional comedies ever made, Where. Every. Single. Thing. Is. Given. Such. Dramatic. Delays. you are sure the Earth would have been destroyed five times over before they even took off. And how many times can you say you have cheered on the Giant Metorite of Dooom, just so the destru
Rated 11 Jan 2010
80
34th
Guilty pleasure. I enjoy its everyman theme and silly pretensions. Entertaining schlock, with script-doctored characters who jump off the frame.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
37
10th
OMG! A giant meteor is going to destroy the earth and only Harrison Ford and Aerosmith can save the world. Oh wait, that was the Robot Chicken parody. It was better than this stinker. Why? Steve Buscemi, why?
Rated 30 Jun 2020
55
24th
All the reviews shitting on faulty space logic and the numerous plot holes are clearly forgetting that Dudes Rock. Steve Buscemi firing a machine gun in space? Dudes rock. Ben Affleck being depressed about his girlfriend in space? Dudes rock.
Rated 14 Jun 2010
2
16th
Cancer.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
11th
Overblown piece of shit with lame effects and a stupid, one dimensional story. Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler are both particularly bad.
Rated 17 Apr 2009
5
20th
(after repeat viewings) Michael Bay movies need to be discussed and studied in film school. Am I kidding? I don’t know, am I?
Rated 27 Oct 2011
51
27th
I gave this movie about 30 extra points just for Bruce Willis hitting golf balls at a Green Peace boat off an oil rig.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
65
17th
It's not that bad, but it tries so hard to be so much that everything comes off silly and ham fisted. The romance plot is predictable and forced, the disaster premise is nonsensical and every character is a bizarre stereotype.
Rated 21 Sep 2010
50
16th
A piece of shit. Some of it can be enjoyed if you completey shut off your brain (it's easier to train oil workers to be astronauts than astronauts to be oil workers?!) but some parts are just so ridiculously stupid its hard to get past.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
34th
Not a masterpiece, but still fun.
Rated 06 Nov 2010
24
5th
Fuck yeah America! Fuck yeah America is the only nation capable of stopping Armageddon! Fuck yeah Russia is so shit their space station is like a floating turd! Fuck yeah Ben Affleck is a great actor! Fuck yeah lets ignore all scientific laws! Fuck yeah, all it takes to train astronauts is a goddamn montage! I could continue...
Rated 02 Mar 2007
25
8th
A bunch of oil riggers make fun of Greenpeace and are then contracted to save the world by nuking an asteroid. This is one of the the most neoconservative piece of media I've ever seen.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
18th
Did they really have to cram the soundtrack full of Aerosmith songs just because Liv Tyler was starring in it?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
18th
Was I supposed to care about anyone in this film? I'll file this under "one and done," because there's absolutely no need to go back if you make it through this too-long disaster movie once.
Rated 16 Aug 2008
16
13th
A typical Michael Bay fair boosted by Willis and Duncan but brought quickly down to earth by the pure irritation of watching Affleck and Tyler bluff their way through the entire film. Bloody hell they're bad. As for the rest of the film, Bay takes a decent idea and once again runs away with it packing in as many explosions and incomprensible incompitence over the whole space trip as possible. Somebody tell Bay that crappy romantic melodrama and explosions don't mix when you have zero talent.
Rated 04 Jan 2008
66
32nd
If this is the best we can do bring on the Asteroid !
Rated 13 Jan 2007
50
31st
Michael bay eats his own boogers
Rated 17 Aug 2013
30
12th
Effective public health warning about the dangers of space dementia. Also, a father learns to accept his daughter's independence and the inevitability of his own mortality. Aside from that, a fantasy about some regular joes who hitch a ride into space and save the world. Loud and frenetic, but a likeable cast and occasional humour go some way to distracting attention from the formulaic narrative. Not a good film, but not really much worse than numerous other more highly-regarded blockbusters.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
12th
The movie where everything goes wrong, logic has no place, and dramatic longshots happen every five minutes. Ho-ly crap this was an abomination.
Rated 26 Jan 2017
80
74th
A master class in pulling heart-strings, if not in Astro-physics .... but hey, who would have thought that getting decimated on an asteroid 200,000 miles from earth could be so much fun? In 1999, there was a US wide shortage of the "right stuff" as a result of this load of ol' nonsense ... but hey, Steve Buscemi is wonderful, and Liv Tyler is hard not to fall in love with. Sure, rip it apart on so many levels if you want, but just be aware if you do that you are the wrong audience for it anyway!
Rated 19 Sep 2009
1
16th
'MERICA F-CK YEAH!
Rated 09 May 2010
20
6th
Salvation would be possible for this film if Willis and Affleck had had a love affair in outer space fucking up all possible family relations. That - and that only - would've given this any kind of edge. Bah.
Rated 31 Jul 2009
20
17th
Dumb, dumb, dumb. This movie sucked. Plot was preposterous and acting was hammy. I gave it some points for F/X, which were ok.
Rated 10 Feb 2012
47
17th
I've never finished it. I love WIllis, but the line, "We need the best deep sea drill team," has become a running gag in my household for absurd solutions.
Rated 23 Jan 2009
9
4th
As my friend MoleDMC would say: "Grab yourself another sugar sandwich..."
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
35th
America, fuck yeah.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
22
6th
I hated this movie. Every chance something can go wrong, it does. That shit gets annoying. Also, a lot of people I know like/d this movie, and that fueled my dislike as well.
Rated 06 Feb 2012
80
88th
"Mommy, mommy - the salesman is on TV!" "It's not a salesman, it's your father!" I fucking love it!
Rated 19 Mar 2011
15
3rd
When you think it can't get any worse, Steven Tyler sells his soul.
Rated 22 Jul 2008
0
2nd
Michael Bay's masterpiece (Believe me, that's not saying anything). Plus, did it need to be that long?
Rated 22 May 2007
30
8th
I WANNA GO TO SPACECAMP
Rated 14 Aug 2007
23
7th
In a fully surround THX theater this movie is really cool. If you don't see it in that context however, it sucks.
Rated 25 Jul 2009
15
7th
Just as its name suggests, Armageddon is the daddy of all disaster movies. The script is a disaster, the directing is a disaster, in fact it's a disaster from start to finish.
Rated 11 Jul 2007
30
7th
Bruce Willis takes Steve Buscemi to an asteroid. Buscemi freaks out and starts shooting rocks and people. Good fun for the whole family.
Rated 21 Jul 2009
10
2nd
No. No no no. This movie is like a virus in my brain, and it HURTS. It hurts my brain when shuttles explode, in space, for no reason. It hurts when Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler spew their "acting" all over the screen. And it's just excruciating when I try to watch a high-suspense scene about an astronaut who FALLS DOWN A WELL. IN SPACE. It's not fun, it's not exciting, it's not even watchable. Ten points for Bruce Willis, who technically appears in this movie, even if no one told him that.
Rated 21 Jan 2010
25
4th
I liked Steve Buscemi's character. And nothing else. Oh yeah, meteors don't work that way.
Rated 26 Dec 2008
40
7th
This movie is just so loud and abrasive. I'm not just talking about the pointless explosions (which are many), but even the dialogue feels more like each character either shouting smartass (usually lame) quips to no one or emoting in hyperbolic excess rather than an actual conversation.
Rated 02 Jul 2008
45
11th
Michael Bay at his worst. It's Deep Impact with an extra hour of stupid dialog and budget inflating stars.
Rated 17 May 2007
60
17th
Really stupid, but entertaining.
Rated 27 Feb 2008
75
86th
Great emotional movie
Rated 27 Oct 2008
20
10th
Explosions rule!
Rated 15 Jul 2010
79
56th
one film that without doubt makes me cry every time i watch it. that goodbye to daddy scene :[[[[[
Rated 02 Jul 2009
55
19th
Stupid and cheesy, but with a moderate level of excitement. The film is too long though, and it is filled with too much action to the point where it loses its effect.
Rated 07 Jan 2011
100
96th
1
Rated 18 Aug 2008
20
27th
On my top ten s**t list
Rated 21 Jun 2010
95
71st
People keep killing this movie. And i really don't understand why. It's seriously awesome.
Rated 06 Nov 2015
5
40th
Dumb fun. Entertaining. Gets a lot of hate for its inaccuracies, but obviously this movie doesn't take itself seriously at all. Relax and watch it like you'd watch any other dumb flick.
Rated 07 Sep 2010
30
5th
meh
Rated 07 Apr 2009
2
4th
i hate end of the world films they are so disturbing
Rated 10 Apr 2015
60
19th
Oh, Michael Bay...
Rated 26 Apr 2009
45
13th
DON'T WANNA CLOOOSE MY EEEYES, DON'T WANNA FAAaaAAALL ASLEEP
Rated 05 Oct 2009
70
19th
It hasn't aged well at all. When it came out, it was a damn fun movie, but now that it's been embedded into pop culture forever, its easy to realize what a BAD movie it is.
Rated 16 May 2007
10
1st
really bad
Rated 11 Dec 2011
20
5th
Michael Bay has to send the blue-collar worker to space because apparently it's impossible for anyone to relate with an astronaut.
Rated 01 Jan 2014
71
25th
Irony and epic merged togheter. The result is... weird to my eyes. But ok. Don't wanna close my eyes is unforgivable: a total pain that will last for ever.
Rated 12 May 2015
3
8th
This is where Michael Bay started farting out movies, and he hasn't stopped ever since.
Rated 02 Oct 2015
65
1st
Michael Bay's America overlaps nicely with Coke's America.
Rated 31 May 2008
85
81st
realli good film full of action and emotion with a great soundtrack provided by Aeromsith
Rated 14 Aug 2007
9
2nd
This one was hard to watch.
Rated 27 Jun 2008
30
13th
time waster, good actors, bad acting, shit movie
Rated 06 Aug 2008
78
54th
The principal actors know what kind of movie this is, and act accordingly. Which makes the ludicrous asteroid-drilling plot secondary to character interaction. And as long as Affleck and Tyler aren't hamming up the screen, this glossy popcorn flick is worth watching.
Rated 30 Apr 2008
35
8th
I only give this 35 points, because of Liv Tyler. Otherwise... blah.
Rated 12 Aug 2017
10
5th
By the 100th explosion you're numb, and there's still 100 more to go...
Rated 19 Jan 2013
32
11th
Formulaic movie for the massess.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
53
24th
All in all, I suppose it's entertaining enough to view at least once, but $140 million dollars could really have been better spent on other material.
Rated 08 Jul 2010
79
53rd
It was ok.
Rated 28 Oct 2012
5
38th
I actually find this movie endlessly entertaining, albeit silly and juvenile.
Rated 19 Nov 2012
80
99th
One of those moives that if it's on regular TV, I'll watch
Rated 13 Feb 2008
30
11th
Just one big cliché.
Rated 09 Jun 2009
22
2nd
Hahaha, you gotta laugh, if not cry, when you think about how bad this really is.
Rated 23 May 2010
60
20th
I really heart this movie.
Rated 20 Jan 2012
30
62nd
Michael Bay is indescribably bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
87th
One of my favourite movies when I was in my early teens, this one is still worth going back and watching. The love-story bit is a bit of a pain and gets in the way of the rest of this kick-ass movie, but not very much. Give it a whirl.

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